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Here's my joke for this evening:

Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place, man? There's such balance in nature.

Goddamn, I'm brilliant. I should make a living in stand-up!


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Joke Thieves = DFF #220

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Comments

MrFings

Thanks Carlin

El Barto

Interesting! I'm excited!

Trevor

Paul is awesome.

Smug_Frosty

Premium Comment: Niiiiiiiiiiiice, cant wait to listen to this!!

M

You already are, good sir!

Skrizz ThaDizz

Lol ohhh fuck. Haa thats the kinda humor that will get my money every time. Ahh man. Spot on sir.

DikBut

nlol

Anonymous

Where's Abandon Hope, Cheejay?

Chris X

TJ Carlin

Not A Computer

The joke theift thing being such a big deal compared to other types of media makes a little sence. A joke in itself can be the full product. It is within itself a finished work. It's hard to pay homage to somethin like a joke because a joke is so short.

Rants n rambles

Lmfao at the end I was thinking there’s no chance in hell Im lookin into shit and Paul just reads my mind

Scotty B

Paul is Falstaffian.

The True Nihilist

She did put a more feminist spin on it than the original. Not really in the spirit of the original in tone. The original wasn't trying to hide the fact that they were doing something fucked up, and the Amy Schoomer version acted like the men in the story didn't think what they were doing was crazy.

Hieronymus

"I was an ugly kid, lemme tell ya...one time a girl told me 'come over, nobody's home', I went over - NOBODY WAS HOME!" - Me

Josh Jerome

Joe "I yell at Hondurans" Rogan

Josh Jerome

Oh gross Conan thinks "bemused" means "amused"

Lance

Denis leary is a leching fucking thief that somehow manged to condense bill hicks into something uncontroversial and uninspired, garbage the kind of shit the mainstream pubic is use to consuming.

Meryl Streep's Oscars

"Gad Elmaleh is huge in Canada" Born & raised Canadian, literally never fucking heard of this guy. Maybe he's just a thing in Quebec.

Dr. Dale

Keeps saying vid unavailable, can someone post me the YouTube link please, thanks!

c0lt

Paul bring your acoustic next time so we can hear you sing some songs

ALICEofMALICE

At least Denis Leary admits he’s a POS to some extent.

Capyboi7

BRING ON THE TOMAT! WHERE IN TJ'S NAME IS THE TOMAT?!

Billy Goate

Bill Cosby was one hell of a comedian back in the '60s. My dad used to have the most hilarious record he'd play every so often and it was just mint comedy. Too bad he turned out to be a dirty, filthy rapist.

Mark Whippy

hip hop is another area where stealing material is a big taboo. They even coined the term “biting” for stealing someone’s rhymes. It might have even been hip hop that changed the culture of stealing someone’s material.

Mark Whippy

If Amy didn’t steal those jokes, then those comedians must be ghost writing for her and recycling old jokes

Gary Czernick

I would say if you post a joke on twitter or facebook or something, then the joke is public domain.

Omar

i think the stolen joke is carlin.

JJ321

"American language special" XD

PinkTurtle

Video unavailable because "Just for Laughs Festival" claims stolen content. Hmmm ironic.