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Flash Fried: 08 APR 2020 (Patreon)

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2020-04-09 00:27:20
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 A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. 
He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” 
The doctor replied, “I ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ, I’ᴠᴇ ᴄᴜᴛ ᴏғғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʀᴍs!” 

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Flash Fried: 08 Apr 2020

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Comments

Tinky

Cum in my big white ass tj

wootdascoot6

When you are tripping balls watch yo gabba gabba.

Poop Poop

😷😷Quarantine..💩 Poooooop 💩 😷😷

Bo Prince

Lil shroom goes a looong way

Scotty B

Thanks for the quick upload, Taylor !

Nodnarb

Someone pick a country we can all immigrate to to get us out of this hellhole

Scotty B

Week off work, was supposed to get married last Saturday but Scottish Gov saying something about a quarantine? 😉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. Glad to be up for some fresh content , sans the time difference! Thanks to you three for keeping up the spirits , cheers Taylor for the upload 🤘

Xenos Nassar

I j/o'd to that dolphin erotica 🐬

Xenos Nassar
>>34940258

It's not big enough for insertion, you'll have to deal with getting your hole sprayed

Ryan Sansossio

The town in Massachusetts is pronounced “Lester” Sorry, couldnt resist sharing

fatheramo1

for the Wisconsin voting thing. Wisconsin Governor tried to at the least extend absent voting up to the day of the election, but wasn't able to get that through either. as our "representatives" say the Wisconsin people have the right to go to the polls in person and cast their votes.

Adolf of Londor

Yup, Pornhub giving away porn for free.... Or the low cost price of adding your porn watching habits to that ever growing digital fingerprint... Not that they weren't already doing it but its nice to have an email address to confirm an identity quicker than all that tracking BS. I wonder what kind of porn Gacy would be watching if he was around now.

Pleb22

Even if Trump has Dementia, he's going to rip Biden a new asshole if they debate. It'll be a good laugh.

c0lt

I'll suck you off when we meet up in hell Paul

c0lt

btw if you think Trump's got Biden-style sundowners, you are lying to yourself.

Bailey Goldsberry

The purge has a bit more than just “1 day a year we do whatever want” it’s a look at class warfare and political manipulation of the masses.

Tito Manfredo

NASA Scientist: “Say fellas, we got some surplus budget we need to burn by the end of the year. What should we do?” NASA Guys: “Lets feed acid to some dolphins and see if we can get them to fornicate with a lady!”

The True Nihilist

I liked the Hill poll about Trump vs Obama vs Biden. Obama is relevant was because he's still is influential enough to get to all the egotistical DNC candidates to drop out and coalesce the support of the fractured moderate base to support and easily manipulatable Joe Biden.

Moist Calzone

Does every fucking trailer have a BWOOOOOOOOOOOOO sound effect now?

Tito Manfredo

TJ is right. Panera is disgusting.

nihilgeist

Here is an idea, the next person that says "I'm covered in Jesus' blood" gets sent to the gas chamber to enjoy a little Zyklon B bath.

xXAMightyStormXx

Hey just wanted to add that the WHO is actually quite corrupt and getting highly influenced by china to the point that they won'T allow numbers from Taiwan or accept that they even exist. There have been active attempts to undermine the fault of the CCP in all the Corona shit and even internally there is a lot of corruption, sexual abuse cases, etc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlCYFh8U2xM Here is an interesting video of an interview showcasing their bias. So trump wanting to cut funding to the WHO is actually not a bad move for as long as that money goes into other more credible health organizations. Also I'd recommend looking into the whole WHO corruption for a possible flash fried.

Smack Millan

The WHO has done some shady and China supporting shit

Gusphase b

The grug brains who say that the coronavirus is a Jewish plot don't understand how jews work. And jews don't push the talmud onto non jews. Jews don't want to convert anybody. They want to subvert and tear down the standards and beliefs of the cultures they inhabit. They don't give a shit what happens after that. As far as jews and porn is concerned, it is only the grug brains who believe that Jews literally create and distribute ALL porn. In reality, only a small percentage is directly created and distributed by jews. However, some of the biggest names in porn throughout the major expansion of the industry were jewish, and many are on record saying they get a kick out of subverting traditional European values. This is definitely a motivating force for many throughout the industry's history.

Douglas Hesketh

OMG TJ. Leicester is pronounced "Lesster" not "Lye-kester". Why do you suck so bad at British words?

Tito Manfredo

He’s been name dropping him hard and vulturing his takes for the past couple months.

Jonathan Brunell

If i fucking walked outside talking about how i was covered in the blood of some dead figure, id be sent to the asylum. But of course, since its under the blanket of religion its completely normal to these people. Arent these the same people who accuse satanists of bathing in lambs blood?

QueenCloie

Thanks for the news from pessimists like myself on my birthday :) which was on Wednesday when this came out.

Dick McPenis

Reason number 11,690,420 why religion needs to go. Even in a dangerous disease outbreak, THEY'RE STILL GATHERING and expecting a magical space wizard to protect them. That CNN church clip was like a god damn SNL sketch

Dick McPenis
>>35121288

Also, how does little miss covered in the blood know Jesus loves her? Jesus probably hates most of his followers because they never stop talking to him!