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Fat Traitors and Tourists = DFF (Patreon)

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I saw a fat woman down at the pub, whose t-shirt said, "Watch out, I'm a Maneater!" 

I went up to her and said "Excuse me, about your t-shirt slogan..." 

She stopped me angrily and said "Oh, let me guess: you want to know how many men I've eaten?! Well, I can't help my size you know." 

I said" Actually, no. That's not what  I was going to say." 

She looked happier and said "Oh, okay! What did you want to say then?" 

"That's not how you spell Manatee."


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Comments

Darius Rose

The remaining traitors will be hunted down and defeated. For this insubordination will not stand!!!!

NobodyNoel

Count me in this, i lost 130.pounds in 7-8 months by just not eating as much food

Raytan

Death to the traitors of the way of the FAT!

Alex Kirley

Watch out boy she'll chew you up. Oh-oh here she comes.

Patrick Lynch

didn't you already do this episode lol

Norma

Mi mamá, a Spanish teacher, would kill you for using google translate (Try SpanishDict or Word Reference next time). Google Translate doesn’t translate phrases correctly. Paul was right. It is lamer mi culo. 😂

Clint

its actually chupa mi polla

jessie neurotica

I used to be 246 lbs and now I'm 179 lbs, am I a fat traitor? (I'm 19 and 6'0")

jessie neurotica

Also, Big Show went from ~530 lbs (2006-ish) to ~380 lbs now

Travis Yates

It’s Chupa mi pito.... verga is slang for ass

The Chaotic Innovator

I know this comment is going to piss you guys off, but can we stop doing these episodes about fat people every 2 weeks to a month(Probably an exaggeration)? Maybe if they were more spaced out then maybe, but these happen much too often.

The Chaotic Innovator

It'd be cool if you guys made an episode about trans people, like trans celebrities you know? It'd give you guys a chance to give your thoughts and sympathies with trans people like you do with fat people. Like how you guys understand what its like to be fat in a society, maybe imagine what it's like if you were trans in society and go from there :) I'm pretty sure Paul has some deep things to say about it since he's had quite a bit to say during transgender related flash fried articles, I'd love to hear more honestly.

Sam Charles
>>38206364

The idea that this whole channel is centered around TJ and Paul's fat insecurity is fucking hilarious. They've forced their audience to accept them for that but never accepted themselves for it.

Ben Ladd

Paul is so retarded at math its borderline hilarious/infuriating.

Brandon Dester

Damn, Drew Carey's name was dropped in the episode but he wasn't featured as a traitor.

CORNMAN

TJ is absolutely right about The Office being terrible and Paul sucks for liking it.

🎀Pospo

Paul's love of fat guys becomes ever more apparent. If only he could love himself just the same

Kye Coolley

Where is the Cynics for Cinema?...Why so many TJ streams?...far and few between with the content I was willing to pay 5$ for but sorry guys cant do it anymore.

Satanic Cabal

Was that a jab at Dorn in the description? At rule 63 Brett Keane?

Mark Sweeney
>>38248952

for 5 bucks you get over 6 hours of content every week plus more some weeks. Honestly i don't know of a better deal on patreon .

Capyboi7

I heard in the comments of the last flash fried, that there was something with a possible Brett Keane episode? If you're wondering whether or not we want that, I'm convinced it would be the best episode you guys have had in a looooong time. And to me, that says a lot (:

Amerikan Wolf

marijuana can affect the brain hahahahahah

Breonna Rice

My ideal pizza would be a big pan pizza with cheesy and seasoned stuffed crust, topped with extra mozzarella, onion, mushroom, spinach, and feta cheese crumbles. Then like a small bowl on the side of quality alfredo sauce and/or shredded parmesan brick. I love cheese. Cheesus Crust is the true lord and savior.

Jean Velazquez

im Dominican, another way of saying suck my dick in spanish is mámame el guebo.

jmiller

A better challenge would be for the winner to choose something for the loser to eat. Spam anybody?

Tito Manfredo

Jonah Hill definitely lost more than 80 lbs from his max. He was a rucking blimp in Get Him to the Greek.

DownrightSuperb

If you guys do another guessing game you have to write down your guesses and reveal them to the camera at the same time.

Canadian Attack Moose

‘I’m a little conflicted, ummmm. (Pregnant as fuck pause) uhhhh’ yeah. Definitely not looking it up lmao. Serves Paul and scoopy right for saying text the answer.

Notjustklownin
>>38283306

There's literally over 70 hrs of DP covering the manatee, just YouTube it, someone clipped them altogether