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Tonight, we are proud to present our newest piece of merch! We have worked on this piece since the end of May and are thrilled to tell you that it is THE SHIT. We all own these shirts/hoodies and love them.
Unlike He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named *ahem Teespring*, these shirts are high-quality, velvety soft, and have stood up perfectly to washing.
Unfortunately, Bonfire does not offer coupon codes, but we are offering you guys the first chance to order these shirts. We love you guys and hope you enjoy these as much as we do.


Now in a Woman's Cut! Sadly, there is not as large of a color selection, but there are still some bold colors! Click Here 

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A triumvirate of neckbeards! Looks like your text is -172 character over the limit. Please shorten it to 200 characters or less. Note: Our best-selling shirt is now available in sizes up to 5XL! There is an old legend that a shirt would come and save these troubled lands.

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Joshua Forbes

I like it. I’ll definitely get one when I am able.

Reddestofcapes

Will the design with the swords and Señor Tomat be available as a shirt in the future?

Rob

Affordable and dope as fuck. Sign me up.

ThunderLocke

I love the design! Will it be available on other items? It would be cool to have a canvas of it

DFFPodcast

Yep, just saw it. We very much appreciate your support. I'm in my hoodie now and it's supa comfy.

DFFPodcast

Just saw that, Jacob! You won't be disappointed. We ordered these ahead of time before releasing these shirts to check for quality. Teespring has made us wary.

Hayden Johnson

Just ordered a shirt. That is one sexy design

Sara K

Looks awesome!

Doitlive

Just in time for my Birthday! Thanks guys.

Vincent Hussey

Just ordered a T-Shirt. Love the design!

Zane Roberts

Pull out your dicks get ready to fap

Grampaw Jim

Discriminatory against us fat fuck patrons. Only up to 2X? SAD!

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

Got that XL Purple Hoodie Order #20-0336-(censored) Arrives between August 4th and August 13th. Only $3.99 shipping is pretty amazing too.

Ankha

Been looking forward to this since seeing it in TJ’s videos! It looks amazing!!

Hulkster x

Oh shit that looks nice!

DFFPodcast

So far we are liking Bonfire a lot more than Teespring. Hopefully, they don't get too big and give up quality for quantity like the formerly mentioned did. Thanks for your continued support Dubius.

DFFPodcast

Some are limited to 2XL but we have a number of colors where the shirt sizes go up to 4XL.

mega

Ordered!

PETER

Even though I’m broke and lost my job, I’m still supporting you guys! You keep me entertained during these tough times!! Thank you and if I can give a recommendation; be more spontaneous it suits you all well! Love you all DFF ❤️

southside99999

This looks fucking awesome guys definitely getting at least 2

T Chess

Got mine, purple shirt looks sweet. Kinda funny how TJ is smoking on the graphic. Don’t let the Kaiser tempt you again TJ! Stave it off

Tito Manfredo

Just ordered the purple hoodie. Scotty looks absolutely majestic in this. It makes me feel like he was my dad and he told me everything the light touches would one day be mine but then he was tragically killed by his jealous brother Skeevy and I grew up orphaned and alone until I befriended a meerkat named TJ and a warthog named Paul who taught me to have no worries and embrace a problem free philosophy and gave me the courage to reclaim my rightful place as ruler of the Pride Lands.

KawaiiGiggle

I wish the shirt can in a women's shirt cut.

DFFPodcast

Making one now. Any particular colors you are interested in? I'm going to order myself one too! -Taylor

fasterthings

Is it possible to get a royal blue color?

Steven Bentley

I'm trying to lose weight so I can fit into the size restrictions. I hate missing out on merch just for being a fat fuck 😢

William Wheeles

Scotty looks like fuckin Jesus in this hahaha epic

Denis517

High Quality Shirts? Finally! All of my DP stuff is cracked and faded now. If you guys could transfer all of the DP and DFF stuff to Bonfire, I'd buy everything again! Already ordered this one.

shelbees

I am a Deep Fat Fried woman

Josh Jerome

If you ask me the fact that Paul can fit in one and you can't means you deserve his place on the show lol. Tired of these fatness hobbyists. We need a pro.

Furcifer

It took me a few takes to realize that the one on the left wasn’t TJ but was actually Scotty.

Vossi

copped

Jeffrey Searcy

2x? No love for your fat ass brothers.

jamie smith

Can I get this if I live in ireland??

Yodasbigdick

Just got the hoodie, I'll be all set for winter

Dustin

Thor Scotty at the forefront, finally getting his due

Chelsea

I freaking love my hoodie! Such good quality 🔥

Memoria

bought mine just now! can't wait to see how it looks in person!

Carl

$35 shirt? Jesus.

Darkdaxter

Just bought one! Thanks, you wonderful people!

M

A good color palette!

Sage Patrus

Hells yeah gonna buy it now to rep the greatest podcast in existence

Anonymous

that looks sick! now its time to partake in the meaning of life, buying and consuming mercandise.

Darius Rose

Tj looks like a Nordic Jesus in that shirt.

MrFings

Your home page on that site looks ripe for a me-too-ing.

Tristan F Wilson

Just ordered my shirt in Maroon. But guys, a Deep Fat Fried Face Mask is something you should look into selling.

Rat squatch

Quick question, Will these be available around the 23 or is it a limited run?

Manglebelly

Got a purple shirt to replace my shitty Atheism is Unstoppable Teespring shirt.

Annie Shelton

Ordered the purple hoodie. Love the contrast and I love you three bearded bastards. Keep making awesome podcasts!

Ben Shapiro

I bought one, tell me im naughty.

Duckling Duckins

i like that scotty looks graceful as ever, paul looks kinda lika a shaman or something and tj looks dumb af like always i love it.

PanHigh

Just got mine!!! UwU

Azath Hallow

I'm glad you guys have it in 4XL, its hard finding a cool shirt in that size for me.

Dylan Starowicz

Just got a shirt, that design is so dope!

SeepingNothing

I got scammed out of a purple hoodie. worth it.

Buzzkiller

I can smell old bong water just looking at it. Why is TJs head the smallest? He has a massive watermelon head. Also Scotty does not look like that. This is probably their worst design yet. Looks like the shit I drew in middle school. You guys need to hire better artists. Unless shitty is the intended style, then you definitely nailed it.