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Flash Fried: 15 Jul 2020 (Patreon)

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 What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor’s hair? Ceasers. 

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Flash Fried: 15 Jul 2020

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Comments

Daniel

Tj if you feel that the population needs to go down, how about you volunteer yourself for tribute? No, a drastic decrease in the population of humans is not good for society. Look at China and Japan, with an increasingly aging population and less and less people being replaced. What's more, maybe check your cynicism for one minute, humans are vital part of the ecosystem, yes despite all of the damage we do, which is a consequence of capitalism. I swear to god you people, so called "enlightened" atheists, are about the most idiotic people I've encountered. Yes, this will cause social problems for the future and should not be encouraged. But what should I expect from people who support abortion?

steven decke

Remember when the dove flew down to Sanders lecture?

Matt Roper

hahahaha I'm from Virginia and its pronounced "fah-keer" county but I think I prefer "fah-queer"

Daniel

Go fuck yourselves. Like it or not forcing people to wear masks IS a violation of constitutional rights. And why do you people care anyway? Tj "decrease the earth's population" Kirk and Paul "bring on the nukes" Parkey. This virus should be a Godsend to you, yet here you are huddled in your cozy ivory towers mocking those who don't want to ware a mask as if you're better than them. Fucking clown shoes. All of you.

Anthony Sharp

So did baul have the pet birds before or after he got the pool?

M

I prefer Roman gladiators. They're always fighting in stupid battles!

Anthony Sharp

Kinda sad you guys act like 80 hours a week is some huge number most people work that number just not you lazy cunts.

David
>>40439767

I sincerely hope we violate your rights a bit more when we dump you onto garbage island. Good riddance. There is no place for you in our shithole of a country. We have standards!

Ceph
>>40440987

So if a lot of people work that much then it isn't "some huge number"? I don't care how many people work that much, that is an extreme amount of time to work per week.

Connor

Elder Scrolls Five came out in 2011. It’s a pretty underground game called Skyrim.

SATOhara

I hope this bitch that wants that fucking service industry employee's GoFundMe donations gets ripped apart by wolves, holy fucking shit lady. Die. Tried to post this on the video but my high ass mistyped it and YouTube ate it.

Jonathan Jones

The black hebrew thing really isnt far fetched. Ive even heard white jews concede to it.According to the bible the hebrews are the former slaves that moses led out of egypt. Ancient Egyptian paintings depict their slaves as black people.

Xinic5

My only grip with DFF is that every episode has to end. How else is a neckbeard supposed to spend his meaningless life?

Josh Jerome

That baby story really jopped my draw

Cethlenn

Emus know, they just know. That's why we lost the War. The Great Emu War.

Christopher Borra
>>40449647

I'd still like to know if my shit was removed by you guys? Where'd it go? All sorts of people say smart and stupid shit and I'd like to have my shit spot too. So wondering if I was censored?

Christopher Borra

1:15:00 just passing up and I was sent to jail after being attacked, I hit my attacker once under his armpit to get him away from me and stop attacking me, bail was $10,000 and as a loner no one to bail me out. I did have a neighbor look after my cat. Had to give up a lunch or two to get an envelope to mail a neighbor right away. She later stole over $2,000 from me but it's always okay to fuck me and you'll get away with it...but this pig murdering someone 1st degree manslober and $15,000 bail! WTF! I would have been the President that fucking hates cops.

Christopher Borra
>>40450682

With the goal to make them better of course. I wouldn't have gone on a quest to fuck them all, well there are like 3 or 4 I would have tried to get fired since they played roles in selectively doing their jobs to fuck me because I'm so very rude and that means send me to jail for shit I never did or after being attacked.

Treaded Water

Has anyone checked on the Big Chief? WHAT IS THE STATUS OF THE BIG CHIEF?!

Sir Drinkalot

Paul is quite right. If you plan to kill someone, and you kill the wrong person, it’s still murder. That is me speaking as a law student from another country. Over here, if you knew that someone was gonna die, it counts as a motive. That is how it works.

Christopher Borra
>>40451477

Not in Murica the best nooba won country on da Erf. Who has the most world cases of Covid19? I rest my case, nooba won!

Regan Thompson

I’ve been delivery driving during the pandemic and they actually are doing a shitload of construction and fixing roads here in Texas at least . I’ve gotta find the silver lining somewhere ... because a lot of Texas seems to be going off the deep end

Tito Manfredo

Speaking of Kanye and Kim’s heiress, I was thinking how cool it would be if she decided to forsake the celebrity lifestyle and instead grew up to become a grizzled Arctic explorer and many years later writes an autobiographical account of her adventures simply titled ‘North’ by North West.

Canadian Satan

Guys, Elder Scrolls V has been out forever, Elder Scrolls VI has been announced.

Clyde Frog
>>40466148

And Paul touts himself as a guy who knows everything about the Elder Scrolls games.

CleverUsername

Paul pretends that he knows a lot about The Elder Scrolls franchise, but he doesn't even remember how many games have been released, and whats even worse is that he thinks that each game has built on the next when in reality more and more features have been stripped away with each new installment. Skyrim is an incredibly bland and shallow excuse for an RPG, especially compared to each of the older Elder Scrolls games.

Jørgen Johannessen

please, señor... I'm so full, i cannot take any more delicious content. gracias

aDisgruntledGiraffe

What? Paul how high were you? Elder Scrolls 5 is the latest one to be released in 2011. ES6 was announced last year with the landscape trailer and everyone thinks it's going to take place in Hammerfell the home of the Redguards. And no, sorry they keep reducing their games down to make it more casual friendly. They strip RPG mechanics with each game. That's why Fallout 4 wasn't as good as New Vegas or Fallout 3. ES5 is good, but it misses some of that Oblivion and Morrowind flare.

Joel Miller

Hey Paul, this is an unimportant factoid, but in Portuguese (the language of Brazil), J's are pronounced like a French J. Basically a softer English J, so TJ actually pronounced Bolsonaro's name almost correctly. Only in Spanish are J's pronounced like English H's.

Home of da BONE

if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you...

Home of da BONE

today's episode has been brought to you by Todd, from Bethesda. reserve Elder Scrolls V today

Jeremy Geller

Black Israelites, is the political group, Their are a lot of black Jews just don’t want to get them roped in with that group

Jeremy Geller

What all these black Israelites like nick cannon can’t understand is the jews are from the Middle East, a lot of us are white now because we were forced to leave our homeland for mthousands of years and genetics took their course

Darkdaxter
>>40447167

Mediterranean people in general get really murky. You never know what is apocryphal and what isn't. A lot of people around the coast were lighter skinned. It's a silly thing to argue about in my opinion because where exactly does it end? Egypt? Jordan? Palestine? Turkey? Cyprus? Greece? In ancient times the people in this region all looked very similar. One race claiming them is pretty dumb.

Shawn Johnson

Can't the government just print more money to help with the Covid-19. That's what Germany did in the 1920's and nothing bad happened after... oh. :o

Darkdaxter

Manslaughter is when people die later because of your actions, and it's likely you assumed that those actions weren't lethal. Murder 1 - Premeditated. Murder 2 - Crime of passion / intent to seriously harm but no plan Murder 3 - Assisting or Allowing 1 or 2 to happen Manslaughter examples Manslaughter 1 - Force-feeding someone laundry detergent Manslaughter 2 - Stabbing a person in the back with a fork and resulting in internal damage Manslaughter 3 - Egging on your friend to poison people and stab them with cutlery. Manslaughter can have serious sentencing, but is a lesser charge compared to it's correlative murder. I could be wrong, but that's how I've always understood it. In short. Dude's getting a slap on the wrist, and any poor person would be facing at LEAST Murder 2 or 3. Last time I checked, guns were lethal implements. Apparently cops either don't know or can't be asked to reasonably assume that bullets kill people. Explains why they shoot so much.

Darkdaxter

Asthma is a good reason to not wear a mask outside, but not in a place of business. I have asthma. If I go outside, I take my mask off and put it in my pocket in case I come across people. When I take the bus or go in a store, I wear one. If it gets hard to breathe because of my hot breath, dust, mold, or physical exertion, I do this thing called GOING BACK OUTSIDE. I've worn cloth/particulate respirators at past jobs. I took the same approach. Go outside, take it off for a few minutes, put it back on, and go back inside. It's not that hard. Grow up.

dak

T shirt idea " if you don't wear a mask your an ass".

Diederik De Soete

All these the elder scrolls mistakes hurt my soul. Like the dff episode wasn't bad enough, leave tes alone you already butchered it :p

Moist Calzone

Yeah, that bitch Amber is sick. Sick in the fuckin head

Sideris

Elder scrolls V huh

G

TJ is entertained by "mean girls" gossip lmao wtf

Ebee

And here I thought manslaughter was if you kill someone accidentally while doing a criminal act. For example if you accidentally hit someone on a sidewalk while street racing. Maybe that's just Canada, I don't know.