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Flash Fried: 22 Jul 2020 (Patreon)

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2020-07-23 04:23:55
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 The shovel was a ground-breaking invention. 


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Flash Fried: 22 Jul 2020

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Comments

Derrick Cannady

Hey guys stop your bitching it's here 😂

10baseballdmo

Yeaaah the best time of the week

Ignar Husky

Well ain't this fitting. A shovel joke while I shovelled all fucking day burying one of our family dogs. Legit, can't help but laugh. Ah fucking crazy world isn't it. At least it follows up with some great ole flash fried. I can cuddle my other pooch and watch this now and feel less shitty :')

Amelia
>>40847421

Sorry for your loss. I can't imagine how emotionally taxing that was. Take care of yourself and your other pooch.

Sam Charles

If TJ wins the bet, he fucks Paul's ass and puts it on pornhub. If Paul wins the bet, he fucks TJ's ass and puts it on pornhub.

Mainframer

How about making pageboy TJ happen if he loses the bet.

Alex from PA

Bet Suggestion. If TJ loses, squeeze his collar bones for about 3 minutes or so. Tie him to a chair so he doesn't run away. If Paul loses he must eat a piece of chicken leg. Paul hates the vains and tendons of a chicken leg. Paul can have a bucket in front of him if he pukes but he can't spit bits out. Or we can just keep it simple and have them both eat a food they don't like as punishment for their glutony.

Sir Drinkalot

Cheejay, remember that the math doesn’t lie. If your extra amount of kcal on your cheat days is greater than the sum of kcal-deficit on you non-cheat days, you ain’t gonna lose no weight son. You can solve this by having half a cheat day, as in only cheating between 2-8pm, or only having a cheat day every two weeks. Remember the math, Cheejay. Remember the math.

steven decke

Those scenes in Portland look a lot like the ones I saw in Palestine a few years ago. They say the war always comes home.

steven decke

Yeah, I used to watch the Michael Brookes show most days. Left is best dude.

NukeOhio

Upload audio already

damien glenn

20 mins of them bitching at one another about who is more fat. Flash fried? Bantersode? I have no clue what I'm watching

Maya Balsich

Paul is disgustingly fat compared to new svelte TJ.

JD

My mother and brother believe in that Q shit... How tf do I reach them.

Altamonty

I’m down for the vote. In regards to a weekly, patron vote for who is visually losing weight better, faster, etc.

Altamonty

As far as a humiliating thing for the loser to do? Here’s some ideas....

steven bartells

Loser should have to do the opposite of what caused the throwdown. Whoever loses the least weight has to honestly and sincerely apologize for ever challenging the very clearly superior victor. as well as take back everything they said, and praise and cherish the winner as the true reason that every patron gives pessimist productions $10 monthly. They also have to talk about how they are a know-nothing fatass who shouldn't be allowed to make their own life decisions, and would be better off if the winner followed them around and told them what to do.

Altamonty

Eat a whole stick of deep fried butter. A pickle inserted into your rectum. Must take shots until you puke. Wear a pig costume for an entire show. Wear a ball gag for an entire show. I’m sure the rest of the patrons can think of more devious stuff. Be clever, be weird. Looking forward to this TJ/Paul showdown!! Love you guys

Sir Drinkalot

Once everybody has shit in their beds, we’ve established Amber Heard immunity

Jared Miller

A scrumptious delivery, m'lords.

Bryan Mantle

I live in Honolulu. You're not telling me anything I don't already know.

Josh Jerome
>>40852030

I know it's only been 21 minutes but this should have more likes than just mine already.

Slizenberg

10 years from now we're gonna have the demolition man tacobell

Psychedelic Fox

Pretty soon people in the US will start killing "those who cough or sneeze without covering their mouth" and all the businesses will be closed permanently because people are tired of the virus and having their freedumbs taken away. It's gonna be like that story where the dude farted and caused a massive fight and slaughter to erupt. brrrrrrr *entire city begins screaming and rioting*

Katya

Me before starting: "Why is the video an hour longer than usual" Me 30 minutes in: "Oh"

Katya

Also, you guys should do an episode about Qanon. Probably won't be able to post that on Youtube but for us Patrons, I think people would like that.

Anonymous

About the Gold: You're right that most people have the wrong idea about going to the farmers market and paying in Gold. The real reason is international stability.

Goat da Stoner

Lmao. Love the shovel joke. Awesome as always

Dread

tbh the loser should do a mukbang lol idn if i spelled that right to lazy to check

Adam Schneider

I love your rants about anti-intellectualism. I felt like I AM THE ONE INSANE lately.. Surrounded by morons.

Arvid Malm

Scotty here is looking like he's trying out for an actual Lion King live action remake.

NOAH EARTHLING

At the end of the day, none of you are losing the weight and we, the beautiful fans, all know it!

Lamashtu

That banter was gold! Holy shit! That was entertaining as fuck, thanks both.

WilliamTLC

Way to talk about your shirt 4 20min

Hypnotic Visionaire

About the Starbucks thing, I worked at one of the busiest Starbucks location in my state (Colorado). There were 6 Different Cameras, one in the back, two in drive through, one up front, one in the lobby & one looking over the bars. As busy as our Starbucks was, we were also behind in technology. Most stores probably had more cameras (and versatile ones that could see in 360 vision). I would have easily been caught if I tried spitting up a loogie. Not only that, the Rhythm of our Store makes it incredibly difficult to find time to do anything like this if you are working on drinks (i assume it's similar in most Starbucks). This Cop is a massive liar, and he wants attention. We had customers complain about the same kind of stuff all the time (like we purposefully made a decaf drink just because we didn't like the customer). It's only when it's a cop that it makes national news.

Amelia
>>40851690

I'm thinking eating a tarantula on stream. You can buy a salted, fully edible one for like $20

Dan Childers

Idea for the punishment for losing the weight loss competition. Livestream. Loser has to eat a giant plate of cauliflower. He cannot speak until he has finished his plate and the others can berate him the entire time.

JP

Do more squats you FAT FUCK!

JP

If you want the weight loss challenge to work never give it an end date.

Xinic5
>>40884931

Or set a date where the "loser" has to pay the winner. But if the loser ever has a lower bmi than the other, they win and get the money back. And it just continues forever.

Over stuffed

TJ started to "diet argument" with Paul at 5:30 when he suggested that Paul should order a 7XL

ShartedBarf

where the hell is the link for the shirts? What website are they using now?

Josh Jerome
>>40891478

It's on Bonfire. There's a merch link at the top of the new website though

Jeffrey Searcy

Considering gold and silver have been valuable for all of human history it’s probably a pretty safe investment. In a total apocalypse it would be useless for a long time but in the case of a US economic collapse being able to exchange your gold and silver for a currency that is not valueless would be very helpful. If you want proof just look at post ww1 Germany, people with useless reichsmarks starved and people with gold and silver were able to buy goods from neighboring countries and survive.

Jeffrey Searcy

Also you guys should really educate yourselves on China. Economically China could definitely do some damage but militarily they are not a significant threat to the US. They are at best a regional power at this point, they could potentially threaten our Asian allies but most experts agree that they would lose much more than they would gain by cutting off trade with Australia, Japan and South Korea. Not to mention India despises China and has equal manpower right on China’s doorstep. But most importantly China has no blue water Navy and cannot project power outside of the South China Sea effectively. Australia and Japan have both already begun the process of decoupling from the Chinese economy and the United States should begin to do the same.

Notjustklownin

I'm in San Diego and the amount of local businesses that closed for good is crazy

CORNMAN

My best friend DID die today, and I AM, in fact, having a very surreal experience.

Ashlet

For your weight loss competition: Have a furry, in full fur suit get up, Enter stage right. In his/her/their paw, a paddle. strapped to a table shirtless is the loser. Scotty must wax the fat fuck's chest and belly hair. Afterwards the furry will play a fucking drum solo on the loser's tummy with the paddle until either Scotty feels satisfied, or the furry cums in their fur suit whichever is achieved first. You're welcome.

Keith Dickens

The dudes taking the protesters weren't soldiers they're feds playing military

Mecha

Did...did TJ just troll Paul into losing weight?

Zion Smith

You know T.J. is going to fail the "diet" because he's counting the decimals. :D lol 3.4 lbs.? HAHAHA

Al Ex
>>40897706

I'm sorry man. I hope you are handling it well <3

Ishaan govardhan

Please don't none of you lose any weight. As patrons, we want you fat. We need you fat. We paid for some of that fat. If anything, Scotty should try to GAIN weight

Zion Smith

BRING BACK THE GRILLED STUFFED BURITO TACO BELL!!! FUCKING GRILLED FUCKING STUFFED FUCKING BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING TACO BELL MOTHER FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

Zeaxe

I walk around at night and have personally seen multiple fucking house parties in my neighborhood. There are absolutely dipshits throwing house parties right now and it's absurd to believe otherwise. As soon as the month long locks were taken off of my parks playground fence it was fucking PACKED.

Nicholas

#MakeTacoBellGreatAgain

Josh Jerome
>>40915928

When did they get rid of it? I haven't been in a while but the one near me had them the last time I went. If it's gone that pretty much cuts the amount of their items I find edible in half, and I'm not going there just to get chalupas. They screw you on the meat on those things.

Memoria

scotty is looking like a sexy thor! taylor is a lucky woman! :D

Tito Manfredo

The loser of the weight loss challenge should have to mow the winner’s lawn while wearing a dress of their choice. I realize Paul lives in an apartment building but I’m sure there are some patches of grass around there that TJ could mow as he gets whistled at by toothless rednecks.

Shawn Johnson
>>40917781

You're really worried about a virus that has a 99.5% survival rate? Do you play the lottery as well?

Shawn Johnson

Portland mayor demands removal of federal agents detaining protesters, but will then will turn around and ask for federal aid to pay for the damage caused by said protesters.

The True Nihilist

Oligarchy is the second most primitive government type according to civ 6.

ProEbola

I've been to the Taco Bell headquarters for a packaging conference and met the person (Yes, one person) solely responsible for putting less hot sauce in each packet. I'm willing to bet money that the same group is responsible for ousting these items.

c0lt

i blame late stage capitalism, personally

lost and found

you might lose weight, but you'll always be fat in your heart