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Two snakes are hanging out, when one asks the other, "Hey, are we venomous?"

The other snake replies, "I'm not sure."

"Well I hope not," the first snake says, "because I just bit my tongue."

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Venomous and Poisonous Animals = DFF #264

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Michael Sims

Nice to finally DFF Hillary Clinton. Get it?

Scotty B

Hot , fresh weekend contento ! Thanks gents , and Taylor of course 🤘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤘

Heather Squidz

Nice to see that Warren is still out there doing her thang . . .

Devin Wright

Thanks guys. Hitting this dab pen while I listen to this and play Doom: Eternal, thanks for staying so busy and keeping is informed and entertained.

Devin Wright

G.i.n.a.p (glad I'm not a pleb)

McHitler

The Platypus is a monotreme: basically an ancestor to placental mammals which give birth to live young as you commonly expect. This explains why they still lay eggs, since they aren't closely related to birds at all.

Armando

Love the joke

The True Nihilist

"Isn't there a fish that they serve that you can fuck" - Pual 2020

Pissed off mushroom

hope the sequal is plants, there is some nasty plants that sting

Josh Jerome

Even with as little work as he gets, Wayne Knight is reportedly still worth a cool $8M, so don't worry about him too much. He definitely deserves more jobs though. Even in the stuff he IS in, he tends to be under-utilized because the movie is an overall piece of shit made by idiots (Looking at you, Space Jam and Cheaper By The Dozen)

Josh Jerome

Showing my dweeb core a bit here but boomslang skin is one of the ingredients of polyjuice potion. Until this video I just thought it was some Bandersnatchesque nonsense creature. Now I know what it is, I kind of wish Hermione had gotten bitten trying to harvest it.

Mendacious C

Fun fact, when I lived in Indonesia, I very nearly brought a slow loris.

steven decke

The Platypus is of course venomous.

Kristen R

I have a hedgehog and about thirty non-venomous snakes. Even without poison frog for the hedgehog to chew his spikes still irritate the shit out of my hands

Lisa Coss

Wow a pretty good episode