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Tournament of Terror: Round 1! = DFF #284 (Previously Patrons Only)

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Comments

Ignar Husky

Awwwwwww SHIT. This will be a GOOD'UN

Zeaxe

thanky scampers

Clint

I really hope it was worth the wait

RPGeek

I will always love a tournament episode

Dr. Spin

FUCK YEAH BAFFACAKE MY BUSSY IS DOWNRIGHT SLOPPY

Krista Vaillancourt

It's so sad you were too insecure to be the goth boy of our dreams.

Daniel Einarsson

I appreciate the effort that went into the editing, very creative.

Brown

Very worth the wait! Love this style of episode.

Brandon Dester

I literally went "ooooooo nice nice nice" out loud when I saw the title of this one. I just got diagnosed with Leukemia today so this is exactly what I need, thanks dudes.

Austin Wyatt

I think the Lame Supervillians episode has the 1st best editing, this episode has 2nd best editing, and that's the standing thus far pending further episodes

Edvard Lundgren

The editing: I can take it or leave it, but doesn't it make more sense to put it in the public episodes, so as to attract more viewers? Anyway, great episode, very meaty. The contento makes me full and satisfied!

Peter Burns

I really enjoy the content fellas, I’m very excited to be starting up a 3.5 hour episode! Thank you very much you filthy neckbeards ♥️

Goon with a tire iron

My head cannon is that Hannibal, Jack and Andy Dick all went to the same highschool and are going to their highschool reunion

O

they pulled up max Holloway losing to volkanowski for the word featherweight because it’s the top trending thing on google for that word. So unnecessary. Adds nothing to the show. The editing has a 2012 makeup YouTube video vibe.)

O

The editors pulled up volkanawski beating max as a pic for featherweights! Fuck him he is a fake champ.

O

It doesn’t add anything. I don’t need to see the first pic on google associated with a word they said.

O

How is it creative to do this: “oh they said featherweight; let me google featherweight and throw in the first picture that comes up.” It makes the show seem like a low level YouTube video rather than a podcast.

O

What does putting up the first pic on google associated with a word they said add to the show?

Xenos Nassar

The editing in this video was so much better than the other day in the last video. Sounds like you listened to our criticisms. Much less sound, and definitely has been making me laugh 😂

YourEvilBoyfriend

Great editing. Hate these hypothetical tournaments tho. Y'all dunno shit lol giving jigsaw WAY too much credit.

Daddy McFatsack

The lack of respect for leatherface is disapointing

Zaia Nasr

Bruhhhhh this was such a great fkn video, top knotch cunts!. #cornpopwuzabaddude

David Cardew

I thought you were too generous to Jigsaw in one of the scenarios but whatever it was a fantastic episode.

Douglas Hesketh

I actually think the 'weapons' are a bit uncreative. Like, is there really that much difference between combat knife, machete, scalpel, sickle...? You could have; "Complicated sniper rifle they're unfamiliar with", "Grenade with unknown timer", "50-chambered revolver loaded with only one bullet" Stuff that might have a better chance of actually being part of the conversation.

MrDeranker

Im getting my moneys worth lol

Just_A_Guy

Where the audio at, Taylor?

Ishaan govardhan

While you were all busy fleeing from the Reaper, I studied his scythe...

Ishaan govardhan

What would a hot, big-titted woman be doing at Paul's apartment?! I reject that premise!

Colten Drennen

Fuck yeah. I’m not Paul dune hard for this but I’m still pretty chubbed up for this episode.

Scotty B

Cheers Gents, this should be epic !!!🤘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤘

Jimmyslimd1ck

This episode is one to remember well in the future.

Over stuffed

Jig saw could leave the chain saw running some where as a Trap or could cut down a tree and use that in some way. chain saw is under rated in my opinion. if there is a closet jig saw wins lol

damien glenn

I've shit on you guys a lot lately over iffy content but this is fucking amazing, the best thing you've done in months if not the past year, great job guys. The editing was great too, really adds something to the show

CB

Swweeet.

PixelCrusader

Props to the editor, Mr. Baffacake, finally a good reason to watch and not just listen

Upton Sinclair

You guys forgot ghostface is two guys

Rane mccown

I disagree with your guy's on few of the fights, but that was fucking awesome show

Michael Sewell

loved the intro! love the show! I very rarely comment so just throwing some love your way!

Tim Kern

Also love the editing. The health bars could like almost be made into an actual mechanic that gets taken into consideration, like how much hp does a character have to begin with, how much damage do they do/take.

God Sadds

Great episode. My only critique is don't roll for a weapon and then have them discard it instantly. It's literally pointless to roll a weapon and ignore it.

Michael Wagne

Just for the sake of DFF’s vindication, I want to say that the extra work on this episode was great! Also I’m happy for the tournament formats’ return. You guys are great, thank you!

John Kennedy

C'mon if this is "featherweight" then who the fuck you have in the heavies? Some of these should be at the top

Soviet Stache

Michael Myers was pretty much guaranteed to win this. He’s insanely powerful

Bo Prince

Cloyn should have been Candy Man instead

Matthew Fitzsimmons

Not huge on the edits so far but I think they will get much better with time!! Great show

Jaden batts

10/10 worth the wait, haven't laughed that hard in a while :)

NOAH EARTHLING

this editing fucking slaps. good job it makes the episodes way more lively

Altamonty

Hey guys, awesome episode! I’m digging the new editing style. Can’t wait for tie two!

Matthew Jury

Ghost Face was cheated 100% !!!!!!

Matthew Jury

Too much Jigsaw knob schlobbing - I’m glad he didn’t win

The True Nihilist

With Jigsaw as a cancer patient, I would assume that he would be high AF 99% of the time, so being high AF is a positive not a negative for Jigsaw because he won't be in pain but will be tolerant to the cognitive inhibition effect from whatever Jigsaw is high on. As a brain cancer patient he'd probably be taking 2-4x 60mg ER oxy on top of 5-6x 10mg oxys per day since he got brain cancer. Add a few bowls of weed to that regimen, the anxiety effects from thc would be negated by the opioids without getting rid of the desirable effects of THC such as increased creativity for Jigsaw's sadistic puzzles and increased mobility for its additive pain relief effect with oxy .

The True Nihilist

I like it when these fights spill into the street, the stories you weave feel more organic and dynamic which I prefer. Locking them in a single venue feels restrictive and contrived to me personally. Still an amazing episode, Your content has given me hundreds of hours of happiness. Just giving you constructive feedback cause I care about this show

JPP

i agree with Paul on this one - if it could spill out too much then Jigsaw would just leave every fight and go set up a years long elaborate trap and never get caught for every fight.

Maya Balsich

I think the arguments put for Jigsaw in his fight against Ghostface were so ridiculous that they completely broke my brain.

The True Nihilist

Most people don't die after 5 lines of coke, you are more likely to die from adulterants in the coke like fentanyl, or if you have a pre existing heart condition. There is a small chance that genuine cocaine would kill a healthy person after 5 lines, but I'd say that chance is pretty small cause I've seen plenty of people do way more many lines than that and were fine. Also depends on the size of the line and potency of the product

The True Nihilist

33 degrees F isn't even below freezing, if I'm moving around I can be comfortable at that temp with shorts and a long sleeve shirt, but I'm Minnesotan.

URA Noob

I feel like paul argues in bad faith during every single competition. He just tries to bullshit some reason the guy he wants to win should win and throws a tantrum till TJ and Scotty just give in.

Subtractive Email

The animations and graphics made this really enjoyable, THANK YOU for the extra effort.

Emilio Prado

What is the point of giving them a weapon if they can change it midway in the fight? That's stupid.

Bigass Frog

"Jigsaw vs Hannibal Lecter" SICK "...at the Dark Carnival, and Boogie2988 shot Hannibal in the ass, and jigsaw is high off his ass" uhhhhh

Isaac

im sorry but i think for most of Hannibal sections they forgot hes a world class physiatrist, in silence of the lambs he gets a dude to swallow is own tongue just by talking to him. they all just focused on his hight class tastes and shit and seemingly forgot he could probably make jigsaw kill himself while hes in that shed trying to make something

The True Nihilist

Chainsaws are very unwieldy, I could see Jigsaw jam that chainsaw or deflect it in a way that cuts Micheal instead.

Alex Tomlin

Awesome ep! Loved the format and editing in this one

Darth Slackious

I became a patron literally just so I could see this

Im_lightning

Not really suprising Michael won. In my opinion he's probably more of a low heavy weight. Not really on par with people like Jason, but leagues above someone like Jigsaw(who got way further than he really should've)

Samuel Wright

whoever wins this round should face off against the winner of the next round period I ain't saying that it's fair, but it would be interesting to see.

Tabletop Gamer

If DFF became purely about random who would win in a fight betweens I would be totally cool with that.

CheeseWizard

Major props to the editor, outstanding episode!

Anonymous

This editing really does something for the show. Helps a lot of your guys' jokes land better. Not to say they didn't before. It's just adding a fun new layer to them.

Eve

Dude Myers is not a fucking featherweight, he's canonically 6'8" and has survived fuckloads of bullets to the point where he's as durable as jason, if you're going to put Jason in the heavyweights I'd argue you'd have to put myers

Hieronymus

Fun episode with great editing. The Pokemon card-esque profiles helped me keep up with who had what.

DChatC

You know what.. What if Chucky comes back as a Cenobite during the heavyweight championship? I think I wouldn't mind seeing that.

Kneub

You concede the prom is Ghostface's turf, 15% speed bonus, discount Jigsaw isn't a fighter and needs accomplices to kidnap victims, and come up with some insane hypothetical. GD, I'm fuckin' pissed.

Weidman

This was a lot of fun, i really dig the randomization elements. Makes it spicy

Eric MacLean

Good stuff!! However, Ghost Face losing to the Saw Guy? Nah, that is some convoluted bullshit, which is nice story telling.

PlebieMcPlebison

Want me that sequel. The editing is pretty goof btw.

Thomas H.

When is round 2?? Can't wait