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WORST JOBS EVER = DFF #285 (Patreon)

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2020-10-19 23:44:45
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Because we are releasing half of the Tournament of Terror to the plebs tonight, we will be releasing a new episode for you beautiful patrons as well! 


Beware: This is gross. 

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WORST JOBS EVER = DFF #285

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Comments

Welbz 23

Scotty is a G for helping Pippen ❤️

Gilly

I LOVE DEEPA FATA FRIEDú

Red Rocket

I'd chop up the tournament into multiple videos.... The post editing on it was great. One of the best things the fellas have done in a while.

Greymon365

I knew yall loved us 💘

David

This kind of stuff how y’all keep getting my money; thanks for the bonus episode, Pessimists. 🤘

Zeaxe

scampers bless

Philip Metz

Why isn’t DFF on this list? Hahaha just joking my nigs

Nicole

cool new content in the buffet. thanks guys

Zeaxe

I farm maggots as a hobby. They are pretty cute if you have the right ones. Ultimately it's the texture of the maggot that determines how disgusting it is. The slick and fucking slimy ones are the fucking WORST, but black soldier fly larvae is more dry and less wiggly.

Zeaxe

fuck this episode is making my testicles hurt

Sideris

The stool attendant thing has been solved by smart toilets. Americans will never upgrade their toilets though

Michael Buonomo

This is why I'm a fucking patron. Keep fucking slaying you bastards.

RandomDan

This episode took my breath away I was laughing so hard!

Bunyip04

Is it just me or does scotty have the deafening thing that deafens paul and TJ whenever he talk for this episode

Richard Armstrong

So are they doin Tournament of Terror 2: Electric Boogaloo or is this episode the new episode?

Frank

You unironically showed us a hick jerk off of a horse, rub it afterwards, and tell it "good boy."

Cethlenn

I own chickens as pets, there's some things that are less than attractive about that, same with my dog. Fuck even work as an archaeologist gets pretty gross, I can tell you what a mummy smells like so..there's that.... I might also point out that the Groom of the stool was also fucking Henry VIII's wife ;)

Luggzy

Lazy episode he basically pulled everything from Tony Robinson worst jobs in history didn't even pic the bad ones like surgeons assistant, leather tan yard man or the guy that makes purple dye just picked the stupid ones like wiping boy so Paul can do a shit British accent

Jason

Currently I work as a meat clerk at a store. It's not the most disgusting job ever, but there is a lot of nasty shit in your local supermarket/butcher shop. There is so much old rotten meat that gets stuck in the cracks of the displays. Not to mention plenty of the guys touch the product WITHOUT gloves. So yeah, not super disgusting, but I see plenty of nasty shit. Makes you think twice when buying meat from a store.

Phat Dildokhunty

I mean, the other half of the Tournament would have also been a "new episode".

Bo Prince

I worked on a pig farm for 5 years and dealt with shit, dead piglets half eaten and the worst was popping Gangrene on a snout

Sam Bray

can you please not let Scotty mix the audio he has himself way louder and it sounds like he's got it on some sort of setting where when he talks every one else gets turned down

Anonymous

I waited all weekend for the second part of the tournament. I am disappointed.

Ignar Husky
>>46152597

Lmao Out of everything, that's the least gross thing on the list. That's the one thing that gets ya? Seriously? It's also less than a minute compared to potential hours in the other jobs. Personally, I'd rather have a job giving stallions happy endings vs a sewer job, slaughterhouse, waste treatment, or whatever else lmao Horses aren't disgusting unless you don't take care of them, so if they're happy and healthy, chances it won't be gross, smell wise. Guess people's subjective grossness if different, cause things like maggots, puke, shit and piss, etc. gross me out more than a horses cock lmao

Watermelon

So hyped for the tournament of terror part 2

hidewari

I'm honestly surprised that Scotty's puke beat TJ's pus cum story on the gross scale in TJ's mind.

ZenithOfSpace

i gota work at a water sanitation plant in pheonix for about a week this is a very nostalgic video luckily i never got deeper than thigh high in shit

O

When you make a 3 hour episode, half of it should not count as a whole episode. The plebs don’t get to see the conclusion.

Devin Tucker

Everything will be DEEP FAT FRIED

Donna Russell

Aaaaactually - they do still blood let people today. We even do it on pets!

BangoMike

The audio is fading in and out all the time.................................... Extremely frustrating to listen to, pls fix.

Josh Jones

On the topic of the pet food taster and researcher, I suspect that the pay isn’t as detrimental or debasing for someone that got a Ph.D in the U.K. or other countries in Europe, as it would be for someone in the U.S. I have a friend that got her Ph.D in microbiology in Germany, and all of those years of quality education only cost her a little more than $5000. My science degree cost me 18 times that, and I only got a Master. The way that the educational system works here in the states is stupefying.

Steven Andrew Finn

God damn, I can tell this will be an awesome episode, but every tiny noise that comes from Scotty’s mic, completely drowns out TJ and Paul. It sucks too because he’s laughing so hard, I feel like I can hear Scotty’s lips smacking together, and even that drowns out TJ and Paul.

The True Nihilist

Allergic reactions actually tend to get worse after each exposure to the antigen. The reason you don't get things like Chicken Pox twice is because if you are exposed to the chicken pox virus antigen a second time, your immune system remembers it from the first time so it responds faster and with more strength. If you are allergic to something, your body thinks something that is harmless is a pathogen and overreacts to it even more than it did the first time like it would do with a pathogen.

Michael

Scotty's recording software literally lowers the volumes of everything else on the stream and then raises his voice. idk wtf is going on there lmao

Doctorseaweed

The audio was pretty bad in this episode. Whenever Scotty talked everybody else got way too quiet.

CheeseWizard

'Monitor and assist with the king's bowel movements' should have been changed to 'serve and protect with the king's bowel movements'.

Sheathan Wipendell
>>46213376

Uhh yeah, no. "Allergen immunotherapy involves the regular administration of gradually increasing doses of allergen extracts over a period of years."

Garrett Bay

Lmao Paul can’t stop stuffing his face even through the slaughterhouse section

thepeasantchef

Having lived next to a slaughterhouse, it smells like shit every day just by being outside. I couldn’t imagine being inside one.

Weidman

Genuinely, thanks for the warning at the beginning. Was about to watch this while eating without even thinking, like a dip shit. Gonna save this juicy bitch for later, when I'm drunk

Joe Trudel
>>46253627

Honestly I've worked in a pig slaughter house and it reeked outside but the smell wasn't really bad inside for whatever reason, id imagine the cleaning and ventilation. But that being said I didn't work in the area with guts etc

patrik

Seems like Scottys beautiful voice was prioritized in the mixing.

SuperSaiyanZero

oh dang missed this one. know what i'll be watching tonight.