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DFF #311 - Why are we weak? (Patreon)

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Why Are We Weak? = DFF #311

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Comments

Brando Huey

Don't even need to explain. ;)

s10w10rr1s

you know its going to be good when they have someone apologizing attached to the video

Jared Vincent

Someone’s getting fired from editing a certain podcast. Pretty dumb and over the top and obviously going to cause issues with YouTube. This is the first Vimeo episode in years. Also fuck these Sam Hyde clips. Fire your edgy zoomer racist editor guys or at least make him cut out this bullshit zoomer alt right garbage in my deep fat fried.

Big Chungus

We're all here for the edge.

Xenos Nassar

Edgy jokes destroying my viewing convenience, smh.

Bryan Turner

Oh man, straight to Vimeo. It's gonna be so so... Edgy

Matt Hunkee

i was about to go on a tirade about what the fuck up is up with that weak ass apology and then i realized the joke........ whats with the picture in the intro? im gonna watch this later so idk if it explains it. what is with that picture?

John

Wait, there was a joke? All I heard was Paul running his mouth.

Mushy

Joke was great

BruceyDaPug

The reason we are weak, is that we all can't be Scotty!

Xenos Nassar

I'll be honest, wasn't offended at all, I too am an edgelord... Problem is, wasn't funny enough to make me have to watch this on Vimeo. Wasn't even really "a joke". I'd like to speak with the manager.

SuperDarthKelly

I was laughing my ass off, totally worth it being on Vimeo tbh

Jose Cavallo

I get why most people prefer YouTube...but honestly Vimeo works better for me.

Daniel

You’re calling me weak? Look at your little birdy arms. They’re no bigger than a cigarette. I could smoke them little arms!

GC1931

There's nothing wrong with Paul's edgy joke, but the editor's interpretation of it is really concerning.

Xenos Nassar
>>52001485

It's not a huge deal but it's annoying when I'm on my phone watching it and I wanna switch apps. It's also way more cumbersome to fast forward and reverse. Youtube just has a great app and for some reason apps like Vimeo and Twitch fucking suck. I don't get why they can't just copy YouTube.

David

Damn, I hope they aren't editing out this joke, I would like to see it!

Anonymous

I bet that joke is going bye bye. lol

Garrett Bay

What was the joke god dam it

Devin grovell

What was the jooooooke, goddamnit man tell me

Trippy dude

It says that I don't have permission to watch the video what the fuck?

Jared Vincent

Wtf is going on. If it’s connected to the content you all need to can this alt right zoomer editor immediately

Kyle K.

Edgy jokes are fine if they are actually funny...

Turd Sucker

that sucks if they are censoring their shit. i want to see

Ignar Husky

I can't even play it. What was the joke? Something about Sam Hyde? And is there a vimeo link since Vimeo doesn't want me seeing it for some reason on my phone?

Xenos Nassar
>>52005320

It was a bit too far, let's be honest. I wasn't offended but it was a bit yikesy lol. I get why they'd wanna edit it out and reupload to YouTube.

Anonymous

Why are we weak? Because we censor our own jokes. Weak.

Jared Vincent

Get the Sam Hyde garbage out of my face. If these issues are connected to your editor he should be canned immediately. I have to log into Vimeo to continue watching, wtf? Can this zoomer alt right faggot editor immediately

David Lovre

It wasn't the joke itself, but what the editor put over it. It was a gunman shooting at minorities in first person perspective.

Xenos Nassar
>>52005500

Paul joked about killing all kinds of minorities and that was one thing, but then the editor went and meticulously animated sniping a bunch of brown people 😂 ... It's funnier explaining it, somehow.

Jacob Goodyear

Do I have to make a Vimeo account or will it be back to normal soon?

Jason Moore
>>52005823

Seems like they are editing the video and will un-private the video ASAP.

Anonymous

Can I have permission to watch... please?

ian

gettin real tired of this........feelin reeeeeeeaaaalllllllll moist in this bitch...

Nicholas

Paul’s rant about kicking the peasants’ asses had me dying.

Turd Sucker

so we cant get the vimeo version?

EyeSic

I missed the joke...what was it?

Xenos Nassar

I'm glad you guys at least kept it in for a short time, just to show you all still aren't afraid of pushing the envelope, but at the end of the day it was best to re-edit and re-upload (for multiple reasons). Now I wanna see all the people cry who didn't get to see it, lol.

Hayden Johnson

I mean... To be fair... It was a pretty dope edit lol. The editor did their job and made something visualizing the commentary, albeit a bit too much, but how else do you go about editing together something that matches what was said? Maybe someone other than the editor should watch these before putting them out🤷‍♂️

Vedren

Gotta love all the pearl clutching going on about the editor while watching people joke about kids dying in old fridges. It's like rain on your wedding day.

Hayden Johnson
>>52008141

I've seen more than one "edgy jokes are okay when they're actually funny" comments unfortunately

Turd Sucker

its probably not that big of a deal now, bu i hope the fucking PATRONS quit throwing a fit, this is their money so they're going to listen to you fucking cry babys and pull it.

Lupin X

Nooooooo! fuuuck, does anyone have the original upload!?!?

Jeffrey Searcy

Scotty was right, what a bunch of weak garbage you people are. Let's censor the content to protect ourselves from anything we might find offensive, that will end well. While we're at it why don't we just pretend there are no racists or white nationalists that want to kill minorities. Problem solved!

Garrett Bay
>>52007013

You should cry for being the loser that sits around all day waiting for dff to drop live

Ouch

Fuckin' A. I didn't get to see the original cut before a bunch of assholes cried it off the page.

Anonymous

TJ Kirk last stream: "I love this shit man. Triggering these crybaby motherfuckers dude." This video: "We made a graphic joke and we're really sorry if we offended anyone we'll take down the video immediately boo hoo hoo!"

Psychedelic Fox

what a stupid world we live in. you mfs bitch about some lame joke, cry racist and then go shoot black people in GTA lmao wtf bunch of hypocrites. like if some joke really offends you or one of the dff cast is unfunny to you then...stop giving them money and leave? TJ calls people retarded all the time in his streams and makes it clear that if you aren't happy then gtfo and watch something else. nobody should be fired because you're offended and nobody cares how you feel. this podcast is starting to attract all the whiny sjw people, gross. grow some balls people and stop embarrassing yourselves. you're making yourself look bad, not the thing you dislike. all you idiots that wait for a new episode to be posted so you can instantly complain 5 minutes in, do you go to a restaurant, order a steak, bitch because it's not cooked right for you and then keep eating it? i think YOU should be banned.

Greg

Wtf happened here

TBM-07

Well I enjoyed the episode.

Stefan Leov

Ppl calling for this editor’s head....wtf happened to this Patreon?

Soviet Stache

How tf did the guys not catch that joke and tell the editor to cool it? Do they not watch their videos prior uploading?

Michael

OK. THIS COMMENT IS FOR PEOPLE OUT OF THE LOOP. INCLUDING ME. SO A VERY NICE PATRON PLEASE EXPLAIN THE SITUATION FOR US BELOW

Jansen

For people not aware, the edit was of a COD sniper shooting into a crowd of brown people. Now I'm not calling for the editors head or anything, my point is simply if you're going to put in a joke and really edge it up, enough that it needs to be taken off YouTube and causes a shit fit in the fan base, it might as well be funny? It just wasnt, it was weird gratuitous violence that lasted way longer than it had any need to be

John Smith

Looks like I missed the fun version. Guess I'll just have to use my imagination even though its a FUCKING PATREON EPISODE.

Anonymous

If Paul live in the middle ages if he so much as looked wrong at a noble their guards would have him tortured to death.

Francisco

Ahhh the original version of the intro was a perfect example of scrumptious edge

Zakkuri

Ironic that the episode called 'why are we weak' not only had Youtube look like a bunch of pussies, but DFF's own fanbase too. It's awesome just how thin skinned even the audience of people like TJ has become.

Zakkuri
>>52026340

Cry a river. Prudes like yourself always use this 'joke's not funny' line to try and censor/disparage speech. Neck yourself.

Anonymous

Of all the human generations the strongest by far where the cavemen

BangoMike

Scotty tells the others to stop coughing.... Wow, that's rich.

Billy Goate

No one is weak with ADDERALL on their side!

Anonymous

The editor's edits (not talking about the joke) were pretty lukewarm, they just used random clip art semi-related to what TJ/S/P talked about, their font choices covered up visuals and the edits were more distracting than previous editors. They didn't match dimensions between clip art and just made it look like a shitty middle school presentation. Greatly prefer BaffaCake

Josh Jerome

The coffee percolator I had before my current one needed to be unplugged to be turned off. To be fair I don't think they expect one person to find use for a restaurant-size coffee brewer. Probably figure you plug it in at the start of a breakfast service and unplug it at the end.

Xenos Nassar
>>52014767

I actually barely saw anyone really complaining. Pretty sure them pulling it didn't have to do with the reaction by Patrons. They likely just thought it didn't portray DFF in the best light... but who knows.

Xenos Nassar
>>52019750

I understand wanting it to be taken down, but I don't understand actually getting upset about it or calling for the editor's head. Those people are crazy and it's hard to imagine they even understand the humor of the DFF crew.

Xenos Nassar
>>52021197

Paul made a eugenics joke, then the editor took it too far and made a meticulously edited animation of a first person perspective of brown people getting sniped. Not a big deal, it just was a bit too edgy and they understandably edited it out. It would be one thing if it was a hilarious joke but it wasn't, so y'all aren't missing anything.

William Sears
>>52050908

I honestly thought it was better before they started having it edited. I don't think it needs or benefits from the cliche YouTube-style editing at all.

Sean Davis
>>52030438

Was only like a minute of Paul larping a genocidal nazi. You didn't miss much.

Popadopolis
>>52033501

Eh, how does calling it like it is make him think skinned? Playing the uno reverse card doesn't win arguments Irl boobalah @Sputnik

Edvard Lundgren
>>52050908

I usually just listen to the episodes anyway, so I can take it or leave it. Obviously the boys feel like it brings in more new viewers, or they wouldn't spend the money on it. On that note, I don't think the patreon episodes really need the edits, since they aren't really bringing in any new viewers. The boys could save some cash only editing the monday episodes.

Zakkuri
>>52033501

@Sputnik I didn't even bitch and whine, you pulled all that shit out your ass. A crusade lmfao. By being amused by YouTube and the fanbase proving the ironic point of this episode? Try being a triggered little bitch less. Dry your eyes.

Mushy

I don't really get the point of censoring yourself in an episode where you joke about casually dying children, which I would say is worse than some video game footage. But whatever the episode was still good so I can't complain too much.

Kevin

Paul's jokes about the peasants were absolute gold 😂😂😂

Gary Czernick

Somebody must self censor because I never will.

Barrel Titor

TJ did a pushup, that's really impressive, given he couldn't do them to begin with this last summer/fall at the start of the diet. Kick ass Bro.

Shikigami

Towards the end Paul starts monday morning quarterbacking people from a thousand years ago. Then the paper tigers all gloat like they could take over and defeat said people. Seriously.