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We had planned to record a grease trap and movie commentary on Sunday, and TJ had planned to do an Abandon Hope in the next couple days. Unfortunately, a potentially Category 3 to 4 hurricane will be close to making landfall by that time in Louisiana. Scotty and TJ were able to get their things and animals together today to leave for a safer place.

Because of this, there will be no grease trap on Monday for our $10 patrons, and we won't be able to deliver the movie commentary and 2nd Abandon Hope by the end of the month.

Thanks for your understanding, and to reiterate, TJ and Scotty are in a safe place. Paul is in California. We will continue to keep you updated as things develop.

All of our episodes are pre-recorded and edited for this week, so there will be no delays on that front. Also, this week's episodes will continue to be released at the earlier time of 2pm EDT.

To make up for this somewhat, Paul will be doing a Patreon exclusive Highdeology combined with a solo movie commentary, how he did when watching Mundane Matt's movie on stream. This will occur on Monday at 8pm EDT.

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Jon Kick

Stay safe y'all

Tim R.

Stay safe!

Fawkes

God, can't you guys just risk it? This is the second delay in the past 30 days!! Jk stay safe :)

-D-

Buncha scammers. Jokes aside, I'm glad the guys were able to get to a safe place. I wish you the best and hopefully no serious damage will occur.

GodsButtMonkey

Scam! Hurricane is fake news! Just kidding. I was wondering if you guys got out.

Furcifer

No problem with postponing content. We understand the circumstances.

Azath Hallow

Scam situation. But yeah, hurricanes fucking suck

King Komodox

Stay safe guys, hope everything is back to normal soon

KillerxChloe

Glad to hear everyone is safe. Looking forward to the inevitable "Abandon Home" stream

Atticus Omundson

Do a livestream as you drive out of town mocking all the other motorists. I'd pay for that.

Over stuffed

get out of that swamp all ready! find something in the north east. no droughts, wild fires , hurricanes (usually)or earth quakes.

Hayden Johnson

Stay safe scammers... And move the fuck out of the swamp! For fucks sake

Sev Obzen

You're safe and I have a chance to catch up slightly. Sounds good to me.

Boffjamin

When I saw this on twitter, I originally thought TJ was going for a "Ida love to put these nutz in your mouth" joke or something like that, stay safe guys!❤️

Ausam CLub

No complaints here, stay safe Teletubbies

Luis

Thanks ok guys we love you , stay safe

Tito Manfredo

Just let God take the wheel. I slept through Hurricane Henri last weekend and I was fine.

Craig Talbert

You mean TJ and Scotty won’t risk their lives for their fans?

Erik Tyler

I wouldnt be able to get more content with yall dead, stay safe

David

Get out of that hell hole for good!

Roman Douchington

Much rather would have yall cancel and stay safe than receive any content. Very happy to hear tj and Scotty are good! Hope everything goes well. Looking forward to highdeology.

Designtechdk

Scammed! JK, glad you're safe :)

Liz Rose

Yes, run to safety so that you may live and continue to funnel delicious content down our gluttonous throats.

ultrasound700

What if Paul recorded the greasetrap with some other smaller YouTubers then did the Abandon Hope himself? I know it's not the same as usual, but it's a compromise I'd be happy with. Still, it's only a small portion of the content you guys give us being delayed, so no big deal.

Robin Buglio

Was talking with my daughter within the last hour hoping you guys, family and furrbabies are all somewhere safe. Thanks so much for easing our minds. I'm sure it's chaotic at best. Popcorn!!! Be good! Keep us posted guys, we love you spouses and kiddies as well as those adorable pets. Paul will surely keep us entertained until all is clear to come home. Thank you in advance Paul for stepping in as you are an awesome, creative,dude! You make the combination of sweet and Salty. You're one savory delicious dude. Lol just smoked, can you tell? Looking forward to whatever Paul has in store. Again, glad you guys are in a safer area. Very relieved to hear that! 💞💞💞🕯 🕯️🕯️💞💞💞

Chandler

Probably the devil, all pissed about the last episode.

Another Agnostic

Couldn't pay me to live in that hell hole. Hope you guys stay safe.

BioMeds

I'm glad you, your wives and pets are all safe. Much love! 💜

therobotchicken

Ida will bring in plenty of water for the matinee.

Necro

You guys should just stick the webcam up against the window and live stream the hurricane call it abandon hope hurricane Edition.

TheMedsPeds

Glad you guys left. I’m currently sitting in traffic near Alabama. Been on the road for like 6 hours. This is no fun. Hopefully this isn’t another Katrina. I really don’t feel like having my home destroyed.

Josh Jerome

Aww boo, I'm gonna be working during the Highdeology. Sad. Oh well, hope you all stay safe and what not

Subbedhunter The Rufous-crowned Sparrow

Glad to hear everyone is safe and out of range. Was thinking bout you guys the last 24 hrs. Thank you Paul for the upcoming movie commentary. Really looking forward to that 🤘

DaBlackman1

Glad to know that Scotty and TJ are safe. Please think about moving, guys! I'm sure wherever Paul is in CA can be just as accommodating to the both of you.

GodsButtMonkey

I wonder how wet this one will be from the standpoint of water.

Anonymous

As long as TJ and Scotty are safe, that’s all that matters. The content can wait.

Egzon

Time to get out of that cursed land

CB

Making episodes with the Devil, well, this is what happens....it's that, not...nature or anything, pffft. Get real.

Dominik Wagner

That hurricane is just one of your elaborate scams.

Alexander Chambers

That part of the country sounds like a shit hole. Stay safe.

Wesohlee

Y’all stay safe

Gamesick2077

move to the midwest its boring but nothing bad happens

Farfanugan

As long you guys are safe

Ryan Hutton

Stay safe. Glad you guys are out and hopefully all your families got out too.

Shrunken Presence

Well it’s right there in the title of the Patreon: Pessimist productions Rolls off the tongue better than Nothing to look forward to productions Call me a dick but you would laugh if bill hicks said it..

EmperorGhidorah

F U C K I N S C A M M E R S AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! jk, I understand shit happens. As long as the puppies are ok (and the hosts, I guess /s). Stay safe.

Notjustklownin

Time to get the fuck out of lewzana.

Edvard Lundgren

Good thing that TJ and Scotty with families are safe, hopefully not too much of their stuff will get rekt by the hurricane. Looking forward to Pauls solo commentary, it was pretty ace last time round.

Jim DiGriz

Anything to avoid work

Dragoon

Here's hoping nothing major happens to your property. Glad you're safe.

zach prosser

Just stay safe guys. I'm in Florida and everyone here is calling this the bastard of Katrina. Stay safe neckbeards

Ian Salyers

Just nuke the hurricane and get back to business.

Derrick Cannady

Kind of wish TJ already did abandon hope but I'm more happy that he's safe

Cadenza

Stay safe!

Akephalos

They gotta let us know, is it thee wettest, from the standpoint of water? 😂

Austin

Oh no guess no Mac and chi J at this month's buffet. I'll have to get by on the rest of the mile long table of delicious contento. 🍅

Restitutor Orbis

Oh I liked watching that mundane matt movie with Paul sounds good glad yall are safe. Please leave that blighted land. Lol

Xenos Nassar

Omg will Paul be ok??? 😟 ... I'm sure Scotty and TJ will be fine but Paul being in California is very troubling.

Rhys Evans

Don’t worry about any content just keep safe guys.

Anonymous

dudes, get out of there fuck thaaaat

Dybuk

not even gonna make "late" comment, stay safe guys

SNDN

Glad you guys are safe do what you gotta do.

sbcistheboss .

Last I heard hurricane Ida was making a beeline right to wherever Paul is in California.

Chris

You guys did good. Get the fuck out of the path of a hurricane. Shit, take a month off if you have to.

Krista Vaillancourt

Hope the fam is safe too. I know you guys have people there. It's all good on our end.

Nicholas

RV trip all over again. stay safe guys

Ben Moen

Appreciate you coming through Paul.

NyxChild

Will Flash Fried be only Paul or have Scotty and TJ as well? If Scotty and TJ can't make Flash Fried I'd understand but would like to know that it is still on since that is not prerecorded typically and I wouldn't want it to be in case of some news that came out but wouldn't mind if only Paul was on.

Bigness

We'll be fine. We will abandon our hope on our own this time. All the training TJ has given us over the years will be finally put to good use. Stay safe out there

Zayo Dadong

Good thing they all got out safe.

Josh Jones

It’s all good. I just hope you guys are safe.

Sam Charles

Can Paul just stream crusader kings 3 this week? Stay safe everyone!

Nipples Peelov

BOO!! SCAM!! UNSUBSCRIBED!!! JK hope you boys are safe. Get out of the swamp if you can. Good luck Kirk family

Taylor De Grace

No need to make up for anything. I'm just thankful you and your families got to safety. Please get the fuck out of Louisiana. The thought of all of you constantly being under the threat of a natural disaster scares me. My world would be a much darker without you guys in it!

TJ Rhodes

I am a patron and have bought shirts in the past. What else can we do to help Scotty and TJ??

DFFPodcast

Right now, your patience and understanding. Our episodes are covered for a while, but we don't record our grease traps very far in advance because we don't want them to become too dated (considering we cover the news in them sometimes). After the 2020 election, we had to toss a bunch of grease traps. Unfortunately, the hurricane landed right as we were supposed to come back from our regularly scheduled recording break, and we had already gone through our small bank of grease traps.

Jon johnson

Just happy to read that they and the animals got out safely.

Rai Maj

Shoulda saved the animals then gone back to do a on site grease trap coverage of the Ida hurricane. Could be lit :^)

Gavin Dials

I’m just glad everyone is safe, can’t wait for the Paul contento

Vincent DelBonifro

Y’all need to get the fuck outta Louisiana man. Gotta pack all your shit and bounce every time a fucking hurricane comes through god damn

Xenos Nassar

What happened to moving to Colorado? Louisiana is just not it.