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Dumbest Ways to Die (Patreon)

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2021-09-14 15:00:05
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Premieres @ 2pm ET! We've all gotta die, but why not die in the most absurd and ridiculous way possible? Do not go gently into that goodnight, but head forcefully into this episode of DEEP FAT FRIED!

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Dumbest Ways to Die

We've all gotta die, but why not die in the most absurd and ridiculous way possible? Do not go gently into that goodnight, but head forcefully into this episode of DEEP FAT FRIED! Subscribe to the Patreon for all your greasy news and uneducated educational content: https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast NEW SHIRTS. I REPEAT NEW SHIRTS! https://www.bonfire.com/store/pessimist-productions/ Find Deep Fat Fried where the cavemen do: https://www.facebook.com/deepfatfriedpodcast Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Deepfatfriedpod Visit our site for everything we got, all at once: https://linktr.ee/deepfatfried

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Jim Mc Nicholas

YOU KNOW WHAT, NO I'M FED UP OF YOUR SHIT

CB

You guys missed the opportunity for a very funny joke, you know.

Marcos

My geologists teacher told a story about his mentor who was a meteorologist and storm chaser who tragically died by being swept up in a tornado. He was like how could this have happened, he took all the precautions. All I could think was of course a guy who chased tornado's for a living died by tornado, everyone could of foreseen that.

Stewart Thompson

More please! IIRC the French mathematician Joseph Fourier died when he tripped on his own bathrobe (which he wore all the time), fell down the stairs and died. And Polish astronomer Tycho Brahe died at a party when his bladder exploded from holding it in too long.

Smooth

More please!

The True Nihilist

70 feet of drop - 70 feet of rope = 0 space between rope and ground. Even if the guy just used a rope at 70 feet it still wouldn't have stopped his body from hitting the ground.

CB

I took a vaccine I was told would be fine, and I got the rare heart inflammation, it ran out of control, and I died. I was a statistic, so hence, unimportant. This is ethics.