Plastic Politicians = DFF #373 (Patreon)

Our politicians are becoming increasingly ancient, and with that comes more of them getting plastic surgery to appear more youthful. However, most of the time it doesn't work, and it just looks uncanny. You can't put lipstick on a pig and expect it to fundamentally change. Why do these politicians do it? Is it vanity, some kind of initiation, or a delusion that it's what their constituents want? Today we discuss plastic politicians on Deep Fat Fried.