DEFY TJ (Patreon)

We are Scotty and Paul, and we see a whole army of our patronmen here in defiance of tyranny... I mean TJ.

You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight? Buy this shirt and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell TJ that he may take our lives, but he'll never take our shitty britches shirt!

Defy him here. 

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