The Talent Show (Patreon)

Here are the details of the long-awaited Talent Show! Deadline extended to April 30th!
FIRST PRIZE

A pretty nice toaster

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08MBJPR1B/ref=sbl_dpx_kitchen-ovens-toasters_B09TQZC7HF_0 

SECOND PRIZE

An American Werewolf In London Action Figure

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0957XM2ZW/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_9HMW6E42TTST88S0YFPF?_encodi ng=UTF8&psc=1 

THIRD PRIZE

This “Ask Me About Hentai” Shirt. Available up to 3XL

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08HG3DZLH/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_5AVKGAFXGST3KP781E0V 

RULES:

1.  You must be over 18 years old.

2.  Entries may take the form of a video under 1 minute in duration or a work of art or performance of some kind. Any talent will be  considered, so long as it can be displayed in under 1 minute.  

3.  All entries must be SAFE FOR WORK.

HOW TO ENTER:

Send the media file documenting your talent to

talent@deepfatfriedpodcast.com

The subject of the email must be "TALENT SHOW ENTRY". Include the following information:

Your Legal Name, Age, Address, and Phone Number.

You must also include the media file, video, drawing, etc. that displays  your talent or ability in one minute or less.

Though the talent show is free to enter, you can DM any of the  pessimists to discuss potential bribes to curry our favor in the  competition.

ALL ENTRIES MUST BE RECEIVED BY 4/30/2022!