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Pelosi "lucks out" with the stock market again, the Metaverse is a big fat FAIL, steamy advice column, misadventures of Florida cops, awful drivers, Matt Walsh is an idiot, and more!

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Alex Mac Donald

Dude, YES! As an avid fan of stand-up comedy,, Patton Oswalt was the dude who got me into stand-up when I was in 7th grade in '04 with his special "No Reason to Complain". The bit you referenced about George Bush was from a special called "222 (Live&Uncut)" which is an unedited version of a special later called "Feelin' Kinda Patton".

Alex Mac Donald

Also, a Brazilian Blowout is actually a technique used to straighten curly hair. I know this because it's the technique that won't make ya go bald. I have ridiculous brillo pad hair, but I get it straightened every few months to a year.

Alex Mac Donald

"Tulsi Gabbard left the Democratic Party, therefore right-wing Republican" HUHHH?! Haven't you guys argued before that the Democratic Party is a Center-Right Party? Also, just for fun. . . .. .Name one Republican who is pro legalized drugs n prostitution like Tulsi Gabbard is..

Kula

Should have taken an additional taco off of that Taco Bell order, forgot to account for sales tax. So it would be two tacos, two chalupas and a burrito.

Kula

He did say what he ordered by the way, a Doritos locos taco, a Gordita, a nachos bell grande and a burrito supreme.

Big Gulps, huh

I was way more interested in her anti-war messaging during the 2020 primaries. Even Bernie didn't bring that up much. Too bad there had to be so may other disappointing aspects to her. :\

Dick McPenis

"I'm not from round here" isn't a robbery. Busting up in there loud and proud yelling "EVERYBODY ON THE FUCKING FLOOR AND NOBODY GETS HURT" THAT is a robbery