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Worst Cops = DFF #424 (Patreon)

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2022-12-16 23:08:00
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2026-06
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Content

The worst examples of law enforcement.

https://youtu.be/O4Kd9tML8h0 

Files

Previews only

Worst Cops = DFF #424

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Comments

Garble

"GO US LIVE" sounds like another spinoff show. You could rip off the DFF jingle for it too.

Goblin

Loving the anti-pig content! 1312

Cloud Massacre

He dun shit them thar britches ageeen

Delayed

TJ dun shit 'ees chair

Sam Anderson

Skipping this one just because the topic of shitty cops is really bleak and depressing and really gets me riled up to the point i feel sick 😂

Scythian Weed Shaman

I feel like I've seen this episode a thousand fucking times, we get plenty of it on onion nuggetz even though we weren't supposed to but whatever

Daniel

Too much cop content for me

Zebedee Totty

I played mouth organ through high school and got somewhat decent, the main thing is if you wanna sound good you kinda have to use the right keyed harp, you can practice most stuff on just a c but i would go for a g & e also the songs i liked to practice on the most back in the day were billy joel piano man and bob dylan times they are a changin

Skuzzy

That lady-cop with the crazy eyes has the crude parody of a normal persons expression; it's a very poorly put on mask.

Patrick Lynch

Dude Charles Manson in Mindhunter was so good. I was super high and when he kept saying "IDK THEIR YOUR KIDS MAN, YOU FAILED THEM NNOT ME" or something like that I was tripping out like having an epiphany like damn he's right bro, society

Alex Mac Donald

I'm drunk as fuck off of TRASHY BOOZE (I stole a slurpee machine from 7/11 and poured Sour Apple 4Lokos into it). Regardless, I am HIGHLY entertained.

Meryl Streep's Oscars

Dear the trio of cunts at Deep Fat Fried, As a longtime fan who has been teetering on the edge of unsubscribing, this video has officially pushed me past the point of no return. How dare you mock, berate, and imply criminal charges against these fine men & women of law enforcement? If I kicked down your front door and chased you with an axe, who would you call? THE POLICE. Exactly. The individuals you featured in this episode are brave, resilient, proud patriots who will lay their lives down to serve the greater good. They are true Americans, through & through. How dare you... Let me ask that again for emphasis. HOW DARE YOU!? When was the last time in your lives any of you showcased even a modicum, of a morsel, of an iota, of an atom of a smidgen of pride & bravery ANY of these heroic officers of the law showcase multiple times on a daily basis? As a proud American, God-fearing, Christian tradition loving former Marine, I have mastered the art of war. I am a bear of a man. I am the masculinity the boys of of today espouse to be. My balls are huge, and my cock of freedom is even huger. I gunned down worthless little brown piss-ants in the Middle East during my several tours of duty. After every training exercise, myself & my closest men would all shower together. Let me ask you something, you dipshits at DFF: Have you ever showered in a tiled room with 15+ other muscular men, all giving off a musky essence of testosterone? I bet your fat little chodes are getting hard just thinking about the possibility. Well for me it isn't a possibility, it was a reality. I looked around and I saw the stiffness of red, white, & blue. I would often drop to my knees, like a good patriot, and suck my commanding officer's pulsating staff of courage. He would bust, shooting buckets upon buckets of freedom all over my chiseled, masculine face. I would then lie back on the locker room bench, and like a proper, proud patriot, proceed to be pounded profusely by privates' privates. That stereotypical, low-effort "ahh, ahh, ahh," you often hear in gay pornos that I definitely don't watch? That's all that could be heard in a quarter mile radius, along with bare back ball thudding on my perineum as I took every throbbing member of my platoon up my deep, velvety anal canal. Just when I thought it was over, Madison Cawthrone - the epitome of masculinity & traditionalism wheeled his way into the locker room and I proceeded to lick his STINKY pussy. I said nothing, as he is paralyzed and thusly can't care for his hygiene adequately. Like a good boy I lapped up the stench, crust, pus, blisters, and ingrown hairs. I left his clam SPARKLING when I was done with it. So before I depart, let me ask you three neckbeards something: Was it worth it? Were a few hours of laughter and low-blow jabs worth losing A TRUE AMERICAN patriot as a subscriber? I hope it was, for your pathetic sakes... I hope it was. Spartan Shadow, out

Weidman
>>97826355

That's some pretty hot stuff right there. I certainly hope you weren't being sarcastic, because the idea of this being the reality of military service might just get me to join in a hurry

Tiny Turnip
>>97713827

It’s a necessary topic to cover because it’s so relevant to our current situation, that being said, I don’t feel like watching anymore long cop videos, because I know they’re fascist gangster thugs. They piss me off too much for me to watch them longer than a few minutes.

Zeaxe
>>97826355

I read it in scotty's voice, so I'm assuming it is in fact satire.

DFFPodcast
>>97826355

We are not even able to respond to such a powerful and moving argument. We promise you from here on out to making thing but patriotic content praising the land of the free and the home of the brave! It was wrong of us to question America a country that's only ever been there when we needed it. Thank you for service! God BLESS YOU AND THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! AND JESUS PROTECT OUR TROOPS!