What the hell, Deku? Out of the entire damn coastline, you just had to stumble onto this exact spot.

Wipe that stupid, shocked look off your face. Yeah, I don't have a single piece of clothing on. So what? The sun was baking me alive, and I got sick of sweating through my damn trunks. It feels a hell of a lot better like this anyway.

But you... you look like your brain just short-circuited. Your face is as red as a tomato, yet you still can't tear your eyes away from me, can you?

Tch. Whatever. Since you're already here staring like an idiot, come over and sit in the sand with me. But I'm warning you, Deku... if you keep looking at me with those hungry eyes, we're gonna end up doing a lot more than just sunbathing.

爆豪勝己：看傻了嗎，廢久？ 💥

搞什麼鬼啊，廢久？整條海岸線那麼長，你偏偏就瞎晃到這個角落來。

把你臉上那副蠢得要命的驚訝表情收起來。對啦，老子現在身上一件衣服都沒穿。那又怎樣？太陽曬得要死，我早就受夠了那條黏糊糊的泳褲。反正這樣光著身子爽多了。

倒是你……你看起來簡直像腦袋當機了一樣。臉紅得跟番茄沒兩樣，眼睛卻還是死死盯著我猛看，捨不得移開視線對吧？

嘖，算了。既然你都已經像個白痴一樣杵在這裡了，就過來陪我坐在這片沙灘上。不過我警告你，廢久……你要是再用那種饑渴的眼神看著我，我們接下來要做的，可就不只是曬太陽這麼簡單了。