UselessTimidityVA

[M4A] SFW - Under the Bed With the Jock [ASMR] [Comedic] [Slasher Movie] [Goofy] [Camp Counsellor] [Self-Affirmations] [Chad's Chadd-ing] [Ego Resurgence] [Ta-Ta's] [Brotein] [Game-Planning] [Kind of Flirty?]

'Eras' Episode 03: Ipswich, 1976 [M4F] [Strangers to Lovers] [1970s] [British Accent] [Punk] [Record Store Flirtation] [Fan x Drummer] [Teasing] [Possessive] [Jealousy Talk] [Fingering] [Blowjob] [Exhibitionism] [Bent Over the Couch] [Mutual Orgasm] [Creampie] [Sweet Ending] [SFX]

[M4F] Soggy, Insecure Wizard [Fantasy] [Vanilla] [Humour] [Wizard Speaker] [Druid Listener] [Talkative] [Nerdy] [Party Members to Lovers] [Bickering] [Flustered] [Insecure] [Gentle] [Lots of Kissing] [Body Worship] [Pussy Licking] [PIV Sex] [Creampie] [Confession] [L-Bombs] [SFX] - Written by u/pristine_pencil

Roadmap for the next couple of weeks!

[M4F] Uh Oh! Your Roommate is in Heat! [MSub] [Roommates to Lovers] [Heat] [Hiding it Badly] [Masturbation] [Needy] [Grinding] [Begging] [Pillow Humping Mentions] [Scent Kink] [Slippery Slope] [Confession] [Riding] [Panting] [Whimpering] [Creampie] [SFX]

[M4A] SFW - Timmy Tries: Colognes [Non-Narrative] [Mild ASMR] [Fragrance Collection] [Mini-Reviews] [Rambling] [Dumb Jokes] [Character Scents] [Meta Commentary]

EARLY ACCESS: [M4F] The Agency [Gentle MDom] [Sex Coach] [Inexperienced Listener] [Sex Positivity] [Making Out] [Clit Rubbing] [Fingering] [G-Spot Education] [First Orgasm] [Consent Checks] [Missionary] [Losing Composure] [Professional Pounding] [Multiple Orgasms] ["Your Boyfriend Sucks"] - Written by u/pristine_pencil

[M4F] Who Needs A Boyfriend When You Have A Tattoo Artist? [Gentle MDom] [Tattoo Artist] [After Hours] [Gentle Giant] [Ex-Talk] [Soothing] [Teasing] [Fingering] [Standing 69] [Marking] [Biting] [Standing Doggy] [Carry-Riding] [Creampie] [SFX]

Let's Play: Best Served Cold - Episode 01

Timmy's Playlist (Your Favourite Dick Appointment)

[M4F] Rope Trick [Modern Western] [Strangers to Lovers] [MDom] [Bondage] [Rope Bunny] ["Bunny" and "Rabbit" Pet Names] ["Atta girl"] [Partially Clothed] [Breast Worship] [Improvised Restraints] ['The boots stay on'] [Clothes sharing] [Consent Checks] [Aftercare] - Written by u/pristine_pencil

Small Update + Eras Poll

[M4F] VIP at the Bunny Club [Stripper] [Bunny Costume] [Himbo] [Extremely Giggly] [Flirty] ['I Like Them Shy'] [Teasing] [Exhibitionism] [Spanking] [Private Dance] ['Watch My Ass Bounce' [Handjob] [Kissing] [Grinding] [Pussy Eating] [Check-Ins] [Condom] [Missionary] [Riding] [Begging] [Power Bottom] [SFX]

'Eras' Episode 02: Sacramento, 1956 [M4F] [Vanilla] [MSub] [Gentle] [Role Reversal] [1950s] [Established Relationship] [Masc Prep x Femme Greaser] [Diner] [Drive-In Date] [Confession] [Kissing] [Whimpering] [Under Panties Rubbing] [Pussy Eating] [Handjob] [Condom Use] [Riding] [Gentle Biting] [Mutual Orgasm] [Cuddling] [SFX]

EARLY ACCESS Lover, You Should Have Come Over - Jeff Buckley Cover

BTS: Bloopers Episode 02

SFW - [M4A] Am I Just 'Short' to You? [Friends to Lovers] [Crush] [Picking Fake Boyfriend] [Hurt/Comfort] [Rambling] [Emotional] [Height Insecurity] [Dating Trauma] [Reassurance] [Confession] [Kissing]

[M4F] Your Favourite Dick Appointment [MDom] [Extra Mean] [Big Boy] [Emotionless Sex] [Rough] [Degradation] [Check-Ins] [Teasing] [Rimming] [Fingering] [Chokehold] [Squirting] [Stomach Worship] [Blowjob/Deepthroat] [Thick & Girthy] [Bite The Pillow] [Answering Calls Mid-Fuck] [Mid Bang Beer Break] [Riding] [Mutual Orgasm] [ONLY SLIGHTLY UNCARING: AFTERCARE VERSION]

[M4F] Your Favourite Dick Appointment [MDom] [Extra Mean] [Big Boy] [Emotionless Sex] [Rough] [Degradation] [Check-Ins] [Teasing] [Rimming] [Fingering] [Chokehold] [Squirting] [Stomach Worship] [Blowjob/Deepthroat] [Thick & Girthy] [Bite The Pillow] [Answering Calls Mid-Fuck] [Mid Bang Beer Break] [Riding] [Mutual Orgasm] [UTTERLY UNCARING: NO AFTERCARE VERSION]

Eras: Episode 2 Poll

'Eras' Episode 01: Pennsylvania, 1969 [M4F] [Gentle MDom] [Strangers to Lovers] [1960s] [Hippie Hitchhiker] [Playful] [Character Study] [Flirting] ['Cash, Grass or Ass?'] [Check-Ins] [Outdoor Sex] [Kissing] [Pussy Eating] [Rimming] [Standing Sex] [Lift and Carry] [Pinned Sex] [Cumming Outside] [Light Aftercare] [SFX]

New Series Announcement!

Rain - Sleep Token (Cover)

[M4F] Christmas Cums Late (But I Don't!) [Msub] [Fantasy] [Christmas] [Secretary Elf] [Comedic] [Corporate Snark] ['Making it up to you'] [Unwrapping Your 'Gift'] [Size Difference] [Kissing] [Handjob] [Cunnilingus] [Standing Face Sitting] [Riding] [Needy] ['Good Boy' Mentions] [Begging] [Creampie] [SFX]

Update + Sleep Token Cover Poll

[M4F] The Ritual [Msub] [Fantasy] [Story] [Ritual] [Himbofication] [Magical Aphrodisiac] [Taking Turns] [Cunnilingus] [Spitting] [Rough] [Exhibitionism] [Humiliation] [Chants] [Slapping] [Begging] [Edging] [Face Sitting] [Hair Pulling] [Cum Denial] [Worship] [On his Knees] [Mind Break] [Mistress] [Goddess] [Worship] [Overstim] [Pent-Up] [Mounting] [Desperate] [SFX]

[M4F] A Helping Pair of Hands [Gentle MDom] [Erotic Massage] [Sweet] [Professional] [Reassurance] [Lots of Check-Ins] [Oiled Up] [Rubbing You Down] [Teasing] [Praise] ['Good Girl's] [Fingering] [Messy Pussy Eating] [Condom Use] [Kissing] [Finishing Together] [SFX]

[M4F] Tokyo Midnights [Switch] [Strangers to Lovers] [Hotel Bar] [Executive Daddy] [Flirting] [Business or Pleasure] [Teasing] [Power Struggle] [Lap-Sitting] [Kissing] [Suit Stripping] [CFNM] [Spanking] [Grinding] [Cunnilingus] [Face-Sitting] [Condom Use] [Riding] [Aftercare] [SFX]

EARLY ACCESS The Red Dove - Part Two: The Hammer [M4F] [Multi-Part Series] [MSub] [Noir] [Homme Fatale] [Slow Burn] [Patching You Up] [Cracking the Case] [A Common Enemy] [Appreciation] [Pleading to Stay] [Kissing] [Make Me Pure] [Begging] [Gasping] [Panting] [Blowjob] [Cunnilingus] [Riding] [Backstory] [Singing You to Sleep] [SFX]

[M4F] Southern Peach [Gentle MDom] [BFE] [Southern Accent] [Domestic Bliss] [Farmer's Wife] [Playful] ['Lil Mama'] [That One Sundress] [Kissing] [Caressing] [Curvy Appreciation] [Body-Licking] [Cunnilingus] [Fucking From Behind] [Creampie] [L-Bombs]

SFW - [M4A] Your Cherub Matchmaker [Comedy] [Cherub] [Sassy Assistant] [Gum Chewing, Energy Drink Sipping] [Office Setting] [Workplace Jargon] [Helping You Find Love] [Not-so-Silently Judging You] [Likes and Dislikes] [Playful to Serious] [Past Relationship Trauma] [Comfort] [Love Advice] [Reassurance] [Self-Confidence Encouragement] [Sweet Ending] [SFX]

[M4F] Valentine's Day - Flower Delivery [MSub] [Strangers to Lovers] [Special Delivery] [Surprise Gifts] [Wrong Address] ['How Can I Make it Up to You?'] [Instant Loss] [To The Point] [Cunnilingus] [Messy] [Panting] [Begging] [Cowgirl] [Rough] [Bed Squeaks] [Pinning] [Biting] [Creampie] [Fucked Stupid] [SFX]

Patron Update | February 2024 (+ Useless Rambles about Reality TV)

[M4F] Planetary Relations (Tags Poll Winner!) [Sci-Fi] [Rivals to Lovers] [Diplomatic Arguing] [Arrogant] [Feuding Planets] [Apologising] [Soft Banter] [Giving in to Attraction] [Kissing] [Power Struggle] [Pinning] [Cunnilingus] [MDom to MSub] [Blowjob] [Begging] [Cowgirl] [Spanking/Slapping] [Creampie] [Overstim] [Accidental L-Bombs] [Cute Ending] [SFX]

The Red Dove - Part One [M4F] [Multi-Part Series] [MSub] [Noir] [Strangers to Lovers] [Homme Fatale] [Singing] [Jazz Club] [Slow Burn] [Backstory] [Cold at First] [Opening Up] [Reassurance] [Willing Corruption] [Gentle Pleading] [Oral Sex Only]

EARLY ACCESS - [MF4A] Tied up, Stalked and Dommed by Two Insatiably Horny Ghostfaces! [Facefuck] [Blowjob] [Handjob] [Fingering] [Cunnilingus] [Bondage] [Fdom] [Mdom] [Double Orgasm] [Facial] [No Penetration] - With LillithMorningstarr!

New Year's Tags! - Poll

SFW - [M4F] Christmas Consolations [Story Based] [Strangers to ??] [Wedding] [Christmas Eve] [Jilted Ex-Boyfriend] [Hurt/Comfort] [Bad First Impressions] [Apologising] [Baggage Talk] [Realistic Hallmark Love Story] [Coping Talk] [Bonding] [Starting Fresh]

[M4F] Pegging Your BFF's Goth Little Brother [MSub] [Goth] [Tsundere] [Annoyed to Needy] [College Rumours] [Cam Model] [Watching Sex Streams Together] [Confession] [Kissing] [Slutty Hips] [Assplay] [Rimming] [Fingering] [Pegging] [Whimpering] [Panting] [Begging] [Pillow Biting] ['Daddy' Mentions] [Speaker Orgasm] [SFX]

Two Cowboys for the Price of One [MM4F] [Gentle MDom & Gentle MSub] [Comedic] [Threesome] [Costumes] [Escorts] [Cowboy/Cow Boy] [Southern Accent] [Femboy] [Tsundere] [Bondage] [Guiding You] [Whimpering] [Begging] [Cunnilingus] [Double Penetration] [SFX]

SFW - Useless' ASMR Ramblings #1 [M4A] [ASMR] [Binaural] [Ear to Ear Whispering] [Rambling about:] [Dragula] [The Challenge] [Baldur's Gate 3] [Useless has a Crush on Karlach] [Trigger Words] [Breathy, Fast Whispering] [Relaxing]

EARLY ACCESS - A New Kind Of Slasher [M4F] [Halloween] [MDom] [Consenting Roleplay] [Horror Villain] [Final Girl] [Primal] [Size Difference] [Hair Pulling] [Growling] [Piercings] [Deepthroating] [Cunnilingus] [Standing 69] [Rough] [Choking] [Creampie] [Character Break] [Aftercare] [Serious to Sweet]

EARLY ACCESS - Just A Peek: A DILF Tale [M4F] [MDom] [DILF] [Voyeurism] [Nude Sunbathing] [Caught In The Act] [Teasing] [Come Get A Closer Look] [Degradation] [Check-Ins] [Fucking In The Hallway] [Handjob] [Blowjob] [Cunnilingus] [Pounding] [Against The Wall] [Watch Yourself Getting Fucked] [Finishing Outside] [One Kiss] [No Aftercare]

SFW - A Little Wrastlin' Didn't Hurt Nobody [M4A] [Friends to Lovers] [Sweet & Fluffy] [Playful] [Teasing] [Quiet Night In] [College Students] [Video Game/Movie Talk] [A Bad Zangief Impression] [Play-Wrestling] [Kissing] [Romantic Confession] [Relationship Progression] [L-Bombs]

I Will Follow You Into the Dark - Death Cab for Cutie Cover

[M4F] Meeting Your Rave Dom [MDom] [Strangers to Lovers] [German Accent] [Rave] [Making New Friends] [Public] [Dancing] [Grinding] [Fingering] [Rough Sex] [Dirty Talk] [Blowjob] [Spanking] [SFX]

[MF4A] UselessTimidity - The AMA! Part 1 (Feat. LillithMorningstarr) [MSub] [AMA] [Banter] [Laughing] [Toy Control] [Edging] [Whimpering] [Begging] [Sex Talk] [A Whole Lotta Lube]

[M4F] A Day at the Beach with your Sugarbaby [MSub] [Himbo] [Flirty] [Lots of 'Mommy's] [Spoiled Brat] [Teasing] [Skimpy Swimwear] [Rub Lotion on My Back?] [Ass Fingering] ["Give Me What I Want and I'll Let You Fuck Me"] [Pussy Eating] [Riding] [Whimpering] [Begging] [Mutual Orgasm] [L-Bombs] [Aftercare]

Patron Update | September 2023 (+Useless's Top 20 Crushes)

EARLY ACCESS - [M4A] Letting Go [Reverse Comfort] [Emotional] [Loss of Partner] [Grief] [Insecurity] [Past Relationship Trauma] [Crying] [Reassurance] [L-Bombs] [Communication] [Kissing] [Gentle Msub] [Riding] [Whimpering] [Begging] [Mutual Orgasm] [Thanking You for your Love]