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i keep imaging

'Can i make a suggestion?'

'NO!'

'you're terribly disorganised'

gonna get pistol whipped

and be like 'aren't you supposed to be hiding your face?'

Wakes a few mins later

all masks are back on

there behind his back, not like he could just turn around

totally inept

you know that meme

'Youre going to tell me im wrong???'

Kaciart

thats what i imagine they sound like to tim

Tim helpfully says 'well one of you has to be wrong'

projecting his voice with an accent of one of the men

to set them off again

'Have a snickers, you're not you when you're hungry'

Dick launches a snickers at one of them and knocks them out

the other tries firing at him and Tim deadpan

'Safety's on'

'Tha- SHUT UP'