The Witcher Bait (Patreon)

'this is nothing personal bard, i just need the Witcher'

'So if you could be a little louder~'

i was thinking like

imagine if he actually was someone Geralt knew and was friends with

So like Geralt's furious

BUT

the guy talks himself out of it and needs Geralts help with something

So Jaskier has to be around him

Geralt would be gruff and like 'Im not condoning what he did, but he did purposefully not badly hurt you'

'Yeah....just PAINFULLY, but that's fine I guess'

And Jaskier doesnt want to go with them

but he doesnt trust the guy to not turn on Geralt

The guy probably makes a show of apologising to Jaskier in front of Geralt

Jaskier flinching away from anytime he sneaks up on him and touches him

Geralt exasperated - 'can you fucking stay away from him?'

Jaskier snaps 'I DIDNT GO NEAR HIM'

'I wasnt talking to you'

'...oh'

Hes like D< ITS USUALLY ME YOURE MAD AT

He will choose you in the end Jaskier

dont worry