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'Anyone on comms?'

'Yee-up, whats up?'

'Ive been shot I think'

Jason who ignored him when he asked if anyone was there

'Come again'

'What the fuck is wrong with you?'

'I already told you, don't be rude to me, Im possibly dying'

Tim: "On route'

'Dick, are there still hostiles on scene?'

'Dunno, gonna sit down'

'He's going into shock'

'YA THINK?!'

'2 minutes out'

'STOP FUCKING IGNORING ME DRAKE'

Dicks like 'Ughm you two, can my dying wish be for you two to get along?'

'NO' 'No.'

'Hey so one good thing about this-'

'What's that?'

Tim just keeping him talking

'If all of you needed a kidney at once - I wouldn't have to choose who to save anymore.'

'This fucking i-'

a few seconds later '-ou fucking mute me???'

Dick has worried about this

xD

hypothetical never going to happen situation

Tim is like

'You're probably not a match for every one of us anyway'

'Ohhhhh, thats true, wow thanks Tim'

IMAGINE XD

If he needed a kidney

from this injury

XD

'If Clark gave me a kidney, would I get super powers?'

'I doubt an alien kidney would be compatible'

'Maybe it would be like a universal remote'

'I can't take Tim's - he's already down one organ'

Jason: 'Ex-fucking-scuse me? What organ???'

'my nuniya organ'

'What organ is that?'

'None of ya business'

'HA, also fuck you'

'Remember my dying wish guys?'

'YOURE NOT DYING' X2

They also probably both arrived on bikes

Jason 'what is a speed limit law' Todd

Babs is like 'Stabilise him as best you can - B is on the way with a car'