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How to Beat the DEFORMED SPIDERGIRL in COBWEB (Patreon)

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2025-10-09 15:42:19
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If your parents locked your disgusting, deformed spiderlegged big sister in the walls of your house, unsuccessfully tried to gaslight you into believing ‘it's just rats’, and refused to elaborate further..
What would you do? Let’s break down How to Beat the DEFORMED SPIDERGIRL in COBWEB.

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astro

I've been waiting nerd

astro

I love the new format of video, but I do think I'll miss you raging at all of the minor idiotic things the characters do. That's what makes these videos really funny sometimes "why are you running back inside you fucking idiot"

Hado

I like the old format more, I think Nerd. I like seeing you rage over the small things as the story progresses. This format isn't bad, but it does feel shorter and more abrupt. And also- have you considered reuploading your removed YouTube videos to Patreon? I found you because of your Busan video and was sad to find it removed.

SunlessMongrel11

I've been a long time fan and normally don't comment on stuff. Nerd's content always stood out to me because it took the common sense route on many 'How to Beat' variants. Did a rebinge on the YouTube videos, but they lost the flare due to how much censorship YouTube has. I got patreon thinking I should support a creator I liked going against the grain. Somewhat sad some videos were not on here, but I enjoy what is. I don't mind the new format, but the old one I feel is still preferred. I'm sorry it is probably repetitive going through the obvious choices through some movies. I feel it is still necessary because common sense feels as though it's becoming less and less common. It's refreshing to watch videos of this having someone who does what they would do every second. There are things I still learn even from the start of some videos. I'm also someone who enjoyed 'How you wouldn't beat' or 'Your hero will [insert real life problems]' videos. Getting mad while explaining things shows passion. Lot of these movies, it's poor writing which shows in the plot. It's why I do like to watch classics that I also rip into after breaking down their actions. Love your work, Nerd.

Wut Tha BUCK

I'd say the OG format you've been using, we all love the breakdowns and the how to survive element BUT I'd like to think I speak for the majority when I say we came for the breakdowns but STAYED for u roasting the characters, their dumb decisions, u going on a 3 minute tangent talking about survival shopping lists, etc. Also I really miss the survival rating u used to give out, the end of video breakdowns u used to do & the why u/the heroes wouldn't survive videos. But regardless I hope u keep the longer format mainly because ur content is always amazing

Oceanus Thetitan

If you found the movie boring then you can skip the old format , but sometimes the drama and mistake like those are fun to listen to you rant about it . Best option is probably mix and match

Pat Waters

I think I prefer the older ones, but I’d still enjoy watching a few more like this. It’s fun to see you critique the writers, directors, and actors with sharp observations. Why haven’t you called the FBI on this ridiculous mess? They must be skilled at gaslighting since they have neighbors, a mailman, the internet, and cable, yet no one seems to find them even slightly strange.

Andrew Koss

I do like the old format because I really enjoy the ranting and raving about all the stupid things. But this video was great. So perhaps I’m not opposed to getting more content more often. But I still really enjoy the long format