Phone Sex Night: If You Were Here (Patreon)

We're long-distance lovers, or lovers who are parted for some reason, and tonight we're going to spend some quality time making each other feel good.

I tried to make this as realistic as possible, as though this were just my side of our conversation, so it's noisy and far from perfect, but hopefully it really does sound like we're on the phone. And if you listen to it often enough so you know what I'm going to say next, you could always say your side of it out loud and play along - just an idea :P