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Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones! (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-24 21:52:38
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2026-01-24 21:55:52
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Thank you for riding with us on this Star Wars journey.Episode III is coming soon… and we can already tell things are about to go CRAZY 👀🔥

Anakin has the best villain arc of all time!

May the Force be with you 🖤✨

PS. Stay warm out there, us Southerners buy up all the bread in the store during times like these.

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Johnny Soul

🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Juussi

LETS FREAKING GOOOO!!!

Dominic

The best SW movie coming soon lets gooo

Shut Up Meg

Fun fact about the planet coruscant where the senate and the jedi temple are. The entire planet is one big city with 5000+ levels. The bottom levels are literally devoid of light. The richer you are the higher level you live on essentially

Christian

They are not Storm Troopers they are Clone Troopers. Different things

Shane Carter

You thought Dooku looks like Sauruman, well it IS the same actor, Christopher Lee.

Mackendie

I sent the disturbing in the force I had a feeling you guys were going to drop today something told me to log in patreon to see if you drop episode 2 let's go say less it's lit 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ludus Aurea

I’ve seen this probably 150 times and this is the first time I remember noticing at 34:34 you can see a droid replacing the glass pane that obi-wan yeeted through.

Adrian Rhodes

Um Brooke, that WAS Hayden Christensen in Episode 6 lol George Lucas went back and added him in. That is not what Anakin looked like in the original Return of the Jedi movie.

Juussi

Stormtroopers and Clone troopers are actually not the same, Clones are bred as a warriors from the start of their life and stormtroopers are regular people the empire hired you get more about the lore of the stormtroopers and how they begun to be in the Clone Wars series and the Bad Batch series, most people mix them while seeing this the first time

Christian

Itll sound crazy but Dooku is literally my favorite character in the whole franchise lol Im sure im not totally alone but once you dig into the lore and know the whole story its like Him and qui gon were the only ones that really made sense and understood whats wrong. The animated shows add a ton to the story, I wouldnt expect you guys to watch those on here but if you ever wanted to dive deep Clone wars show takes place between 2 and 3 and is phenomenal for the most part

Juussi

Also i want you guys to prepare for the episode 3 that one IS dark, very dark and brutal watch it will break you guys. It has some scenes that even tho they aren’t fully shown its so messed up they almost had to chanage the maturity rating on the movie

Ludus Aurea

Pedro is actually a different person from boba or jango. You’ll have to watch mandalorian to find out, there’s a lot of manda….lore, between rebels, clone wars, and the mandalorian. Star Wars “fans” harassed and shit on Jake Lloyd (young ani) and Hayden Christensen for decades. They both generally stopped acting. Hayden however has been active since Obi wan and Ahsoka shows came out because fans have started to treat him with respect.

Cameron Kolhoff

You guys just aren't ready for the next one 😂 lol It's an awesome and wild ride. I'm so ready to watch it with you guys! "The clone wars" is definitely worth watching too!

Space Manco

Please guys react to clone wars series please, I would love u guys react to Star Wars series

Brad Beach

At the time these came out, nobody had heard "Palpatine", so we didn't really know for sure. Prior to this trilogy, it was just "The Emperor". At least I think, it's been a few decades....

Brad Beach

The original name for Return of The Jedi was Revenge of The Jedi.

Michael Shelton

The trade federation are the bad guys in the first movie. In this movie, they're the ones trying to kill Padme. The republic government essentially of the galaxy. The trade federation is joining with others to create a separatist group. It sounded like you guys were getting a little bit confused as to who was who, at the end discussion.

Mackendie

scale jar jar Binks or should I say Dark Jar Jar Binks I'll say he's giving it 1000 💯lol 😂🤣😂🤣

Brad Beach

She could not be wearing the push up bra, because bra's do not exist in space according to George Lucas...😂

Ludus Aurea

It’s a surprise to hear Tony’s take on the politics. A lot of older people who grew up with the OT really hated these movies because they present a much broader picture of the Old Republic. They had to, in order to show how the empire rose. But even among young people you usually hear fake opinions about how the broad picture is boring. Everything can’t just be about the skywalkers and andor proves the bigger picture is intriguing.

Brian Rewis

Pedro Pascal didn’t replace the actor who plays Jango Fett/Boba Fett. Pedro is another Mandalorian. Mandalorians are a race of people who come from a clan founded by Mandalore. They specialize in hunting Jedi, so much so that their armor is made of beskar metal, the only substance a lightsaber cannot cut through

Jim Schmitz

This journey is kinda like when you watched "The Hobbit" trilogy after LOTR. Because they were made after the originals, the film makers could stick a lot of fan treats in them. Since you loved Harry Potter, the "Fantastic Beasts" trilogy could work that way for you, too. Lovin' your enthusiasm for these.

KenthalasAT

"This guy reminds me of Saruman"... yeah, he should.

KenthalasAT

If you were an Expanded Universe fan, you would have. When Return of the Jedi came out in 1983, "Emperor Palpatine" was a toy by Mattel. If you were the right age to play with action figures in the 80s, you would've known his name, probably.

Boll Weevil

"He planned this a long time ago." Yeah... what was that about "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen." Look how long that evil dude was playing chess.

RegTravels

Today is my birthday. Thanks for the present!

Mackendie

I really like how you said that Star wars and other movies and computers as well is a gift from the universe crazy I feel the same way I thought this way before it's amazing that to hear it out of you guys tomorrow it's mind-blowing hopefully when I make a story people feel the same way about my story great reaction guys especially towards the end I love you guys opinions and Outlook into the movie yes it's in our DNA to create movies and masterpiece it's like a flash of light that comes into your brain it's always a light especially when you're not a genius at first then I'm life flashes probably sending signals to your brain therefore making you a genius even in conception when let's burn hits the eggs there is a light flashes the light is a powerful thing

Mackendie

I'm glad you guys really love the movies I can't wait for the third one man Star wars is ahead of his time I can't say this enough I love you guys reaction in your perspective on the movie

Mack

I was gonna type something along those lines but wanted to check the comments first see if anyone mentioned this.

Brian Rewis

Also, you are sleeping in Dooku. He’s one of the five greatest lightsaber duelists in Jedi history. Look up lore videos on “why Dooku has a curved lightsaber hilt “ to understand the GOAT

Jeff

Hayden Christensen also plays in one of my favorite movies called Jumper! Also has Samuel L Jackson!!!

Josh M

To be honest, this is my least favorite of the 6. The Colosseum battle was pretty cool, but I think this one has the worst CGI and re-watching Anakin and Padme's scenes was rough. Not great dialogue. But episode 3 makes these prequels well worth it in my opinion, can't wait!

Mack

E2 is the build up to Anakin's and Padme's relationship and E3 is the starting point for E4 and to point out Anakin is 19 years old in E2 and Padme is 24 they both still very young.

Nathan Arita

Are yall going to watch Obi-Wans series?

Cleven Anthony

My power went out here in savannah so this reaction bout to be my company till my powers restored 😅

Dominic

I think rogue one and the force awakens should also be watched decide after TFA if you like 7 watch 8. Some star wars fans get upset over simple things. 8,9 are my 2 least favorite but 7 is genuinely pretty good its fun its new and there is some serious callbacks to the Original trilogy

Tj Fabela

Is he using "the force"? Lol 51:40

Tj Fabela

The"bill of sale" line made me have to pause to laugh

YellowSocks

If you guys are still loving Star Wars after Episode 3, you should watch the Obi Wan series as it shows the conclusion of the Anakin and Obi Wan relationship.

Peter K

Anyone else having a problem switching to full screen? Every time I click on the expand icon it comes up and then reverts to normal screen and goes back to the beginning of the video.

Michael Pirretti

That happened to me too. I had to open the video in a new tab for it to go full screen.

Jacob Gregg

love the reaction but clones and storm troopers are not the same

Peter K

Thanks! I tried that and it seems to work.

RCC_1111

I feel that. Love Count Dooku, myself. And the more I think of it over time, Qui-Gon Jinn is probably my favorite among the Jedi. Not necessarily for "skill" or "power" but for overall personality. Love how he doesn't let himself get blinded by all the dogma.

kyo

i think they should watch clone wars first

YellowSocks

I agree, however The Clone Wars is long and an animated series. So i didn't know if that was up their alley which is why I mentioned the 6 episode series.

Smyelin

Yoda has a needle just Ike Arya Stark