(2026-06-27) Mewgenics Cats (Patreon)

"Good morning, Boon County. We'd like to remind you all to keep your pets on a trim, lean, healthy, all-natural diet. We're saying this for no particular reason. Who wouldn't do such a thing? Who would want to turn our cuddly animal companions, especially our feline friends, into immobile beanbags of fatty flesh? What kind of irresponsible pet owner would do something so heinous like that? As a reminder, this is a neutral, informational broadcast and we are NOT discussing or defaming any such person in particular. Anyways, this next one's dedicated to all of our listeners who ARE capable of keeping their cats at a reasonable BMI..."

Bunch of cats from Mewgenics for @Craaiie on Twitter