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We fucked up our Portugal AirBNB (Patreon)

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2023-06-16 14:41:55
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THE FIRST EVER EXCLUSIVE EPISODE!
We have landed in Portugal, and it has not gone well...

(Exclusive videos will be uploaded on a Wednesday, this is just a welcome gift ❤️)

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Anonymous

i iz from portugal

Anonymous

(Verse 1) In a tropical land where the sun always shines, There's a fruit that's golden and sweet, so divine. With a crown on its head, it stands tall and proud, Oh, let me tell you a tale 'bout pineapples allowed. (Chorus) Pineapples, oh, pineapples, a tropical delight, With your juicy flesh and flavor, you make everything right. From piña coladas to pizzas so bold, Pineapples, you're a treasure worth more than gold. (Verse 2) From the shores of Hawaii to Caribbean shores, The pineapple's sweetness, the world adores. With your vibrant yellow hue, you bring joy and cheer, As I take a bite, the taste is crystal clear. (Chorus) Pineapples, oh, pineapples, a tropical delight, With your juicy flesh and flavor, you make everything right. From piña coladas to pizzas so bold, Pineapples, you're a treasure worth more than gold. (Bridge) Slice it up, grill it, or put it in a stir-fry, Pineapples, oh, you make my taste buds fly. Whether in a fruit salad or as a dessert divine, You bring a burst of sunshine, wherever you shine. (Verse 3) Oh, pineapple, you're more than just a treat, Your sweetness and tanginess, a flavor so complete. You're a symbol of hospitality, a welcoming sign, A tropical sensation, both sweet and fine. (Chorus) Pineapples, oh, pineapples, a tropical delight, With your juicy flesh and flavor, you make everything right. From piña coladas to pizzas so bold, Pineapples, you're a treasure worth more than gold. (Outro) So let's raise a glass to the pineapple's grace, A fruit that brings a smile to every face. With each succulent bite, a taste of paradise we find, Pineapples, you're a gift, forever in our mind.

Anonymous

that 1 chair will never recover again

Anonymous

u should of asked mr nadesan to go with you lads

Anonymous

Never had more fun watching a fully grown man get sunbeds out of a pool in Portugal at 2am