Meet our CIO! [WIP] (Patreon)

Alright, Minnow, it's time to see another god in the pantheon of Financial Assurance!

Tiamat (although her office plaque seems to say "Tia Matt") is legendary in the industry for hoarding gold right before each market crash. When asked by Congress how she enabled Fin to buy most of their competition for pennies on the dollar, she claimed she was "min-maxing Bull Street". Fin either really believes in you, or she is deliberately setting you up for your worst failure with this promotion.

So, are you ready to take on a dragon? (In both senses of the word, obviously.)