Welcome To Smash! (Patreon)

So as you probably already know, I’m a huge fan  of Smash Bros. I’m also a huge fan of Ridley. And if you’re like me, you  knew the pain of seeing the final roster of the last two iterations of  Smash and no purple alien dragondactyl to be found! “He’s too  biiiiiiiiig for Smash!” the haters said.  “NEVER EVER” they said. Well,  you can’t keep a good dragon daddy down, because Ridley’s in, and now we  have three of ‘em! But I chose Charizard for this one because he’s got a  bigger ass, and what an ass it is to welcome Ridley to the gang! 

Ridley’s had to watch that big orange butt swinging that thick tail  around, swaying with those brawny thighs carrying his girthy but  powerful frame… How could anyone resist?!  But this isn’t Charizard’s party. This is a time for everyone to show  Ridley some long-overdue love and appreciation as the video game legend  that he is! Lucky for Charizard (and others, likely), this party has an  after-hours segment. One where they shut the blinds. One where Ridley’s  TRUE friends will turn to him and eye that long, piercing appendage that  dangles so heavily from his center mass as he flies-- the one that  ISN’T his tail. The first match of Smash has begun, and it’s the most  unfair team attack imaginable: all on Ridley. 

And Ridley is such a huge target, he’s gonna be getting tossed around  quite a bit, as multiplayer matches tend to do to bigger characters!  Getting pounded by one guy before being passed off and pounded by  another, getting blown consecutively or even at the same time… And when  you consider there will be monstrous, fire-breathing beasts bursting  with testosterone-fueled virility participating, it’s gonna be a night  that ends with scorch marks on the ceiling, scratches clawwed in the  drywall, and couches and mattresses thoroughly soaked with sweat and  more! 

What you see here is merely one moment of one activity with one  participant expressing appreciation for Ridley and all he’s contributed  to the world of gaming! Appreciation, gratitude, respect… maybe even  love… regardless of why, you can be certain Charizard’s adept poképucker  swallowed every ridge, every fold, every last inch of Ridley’s spiring,  achingly-stiff space dragon cock, all the way down to his tight, thick,  plump purple nutsac. If you wanted to see just how fast and dexterous a  heavyweight fighter can be, Charizard’s bulky ass slamming up and down  on Ridley’s slick schlong is the demonstration you should watch! Just  bear in mind that there will be wings flapping and tails swinging in  unbridled, mind-clouding, lust-relinquished bliss. And considering one  of those tails is spiked and the other is on fire, maybe it’d be best to  ask Bowser to hold you so his shell can provide some protection while  you get an up-close view of the action. 

I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait!