New for September (Patreon)

Hello my Sexies! I want to thank you so much for your generous support of my erotica and other naughtiness. I have made some changes to tier benefits that I will be announcing via direct message to you in the next few days. These are ADDED rewards only so nothing is being taken away. It's just my way of showing you my continuous gratitude for all the love you show me. Keep an eye on your Patreon inbox for these new additions!

Oh and in case you need a giggle:

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked. 😂💋🍑