Origin Story: The Album #1 [MC - What Is Happening?] (Patreon)

Lyrics:I was the background guy, the seat-filler in classNo superpower, no fame, no assEvelyn said, “someday,” I thought it was a jokeAmber? Sweet as hell, when she wasn't cloak and smoke

Then bam! Powers kicked in, just took their timeNow every girl that I pass goes to the back of the line.Suddenly I’m hot, like, nuclear-fusion-hotAnd everyone I meet wanna see what I got

Moonsong said she’s pure, like a virgin in a shrineBut five minutes later, she was grinding down my spineEmerald said, “Oi, love, wanna test my glow?”Now I’ve got burns I don’t wanna show

Was it my face, or the sex magic?One week ago, I was socially tragicNow Lucia’s posing in lingerieWhile wanting my dick more every day

Was it my charm, or some power surge?Every girl I meet just fights the urgeTo hop on board the “MC Express”Even Lady Steel, though she might leave me legless...

Amber’s still in love, but I’m scared to touchShe disappears mid-sentence, kinda sucksEvelyn’s got eyes that scream “you’re totally fine”And a “fuck pact” she says was totally a sign

Cat, Meredith, Sapphire, names blur byI need a spreadsheet just to tally who and whyMy calendar’s booked, my dick is soreI broke a few beds and a few backdoors

Now everyone’s texting at 3AMSaying “Hey, stranger”, I miss having no DMsEven my own bodyguard looks at me weirdAnd whispers, “your pelvis might just disappear…”

Was it my smile, or the freaky powers?I’ve had more sex this week than I’ve showeredI was a joke, but now they crave me madly,Got all the girls sayin’ “Please wreck me, daddy”

Was it fate, or just dumb luck?Either way, I’m a superfuckCan’t walk the halls without getting flashedThis superhero life escalated fast

I wanted love… now I need a chiropractorI even fucked a famous Hollywood actorEvery girl I know’s got trauma or a capeOne more hookup and my dick might break

Was it my fate, or the sex mechanic?Everyone’s thirsty, it’s borderline manicLucia’s untouchable with a venomous sneerBut still asked if her “photo shoot booty” looked clear

Was it my heart, or the plot device?Now I’m wanted like I’m chocolate iceEvelyn says “Don’t worry, I’ll share you”And now she’s going down on my whole damn girl crewOne weekTen girlsThree beds brokenZero therapy...Please send help