Origin Story: The Album (Extended?) [Cat - My Number Two] (Patreon)

And now we're going country... because why the hell not. Track added to the Origin Story album over on Soundcloud along with a Coffee Shop versionLyrics:

I met a cute boy who said I deserved moreThan being known as the multiply whoreHe said he’d take me out, show me a good timeTook me to the diner and it was going fineBut then he offered me the last fry on his plateI sneezed once and – boom – self-replicateI saw that look in his eye, and I immediately knewThat it was love at first sight with my number two

Everybody seems to love my Number TwoShe’s got my body, my brain and my attitudeThe very same Cat, but somehow newGuess I can’t compete with me times two

Took me to the movie theatre for our next dateThis time it was clear it wasn’t going as greatHe blew pepper in my face and that was whenI knew he was trying to make me sneeze againI laughed it off til he tickled my nose with a featherI grabbed my coat and said “Don’t call me, ever.”He said “Wait Cat, I’m really sorry if I offended you.”“Before you leave, can you bring out number two?”

Everybody seems to love my Number TwoShe’s got my body, my brain and my attitudeThe very same Cat, but somehow newGuess I can’t compete with me times two

Even my mom tells me daily from her deathbedI wish number two was my daughter insteadDon’t know how I’ll raise my brother when she’s goneEven he says number two’s his number oneEven in class the professor gives me her gradeCan’t even console me when she sees my smile fade“Sorry, but the other one’s just smarter than youA C minus for you, but an A for number two."

Everybody seems to love my Number TwoShe’s got my body, my brain and my attitudeThe very same Cat, but somehow newGuess I can’t compete with me times two

But now I’ve come to see that it ain’t all badShe does the things that would make me go madShe even got our landlord to lower our rentFive minutes on her knees was time well spentI guess now I can admit that she’s the better CatHer pussy tastes better, don’t ask me how I know thatI guess I’ve grown ok with being the multiply whoreStill, I’ll never let the world meet number three and four

Everybody seems to love my Number TwoShe’s got my body, my brain and my attitudeThe very same Cat, but somehow newGuess I can’t compete with me times two

Everybody seems to love my Number TwoAnd I guess maybe now I kinda do tooShe does all the things I don’t wanna doGuess life’s better when it’s me times two