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Swan Princess: A Royal Myztery Review (Patreon)

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2021-02-20 18:00:03
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Can your heart ztand the zhocking factz about the newezt zequel to the Zwan Princezz??

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Swan Princess: A Royal Myztery Review

Can your heart ztand the zhocking factz about the newezt zequel to the Zwan Princezz??

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Selene B

NO FREAKIN WAY THEY MADE ANOTHER WHAT?!? WHYY OMG XD i

Curtis Rogahn

I knew you couldn't stay away from this mess forever! Believe it not, this was the one that made me give up on the franchise. Don't get me wrong, all but the first are horrible with constant reasons and rehash, but THIS one really rubbed me the wrong way.

Daniel J

It's been a long time Bob's old enemy!

Grace Starkes

This was the funnest review I had the privilege of guest writing. Thank you so much 😊

Matt R

...Is Richard Rich trying to break the sequel record Land Before Time and Air Bud had?

Redbandit

I think you’re reading too much into these movies they’re not meant to be taken seriously, this is the type of franchise where you just have to turn off your brain and throw all logic out the window. Also that man up song is kind of catchy I would argue it’s probably the best song in the movie

Grace Starkes
>>54047882

That's what I've been trying to tell him when we were watching it! lol. These movies are like candy, they're not meant to have a point. And yeah, the man up song is pretty tuneful.

A.T. M

I’m so glad I’m a Patron and Subscriber. You’re both funny, entertaining and unique. Love the review as always

RayO_ElGatubelo

This movie should have just consisted of professional wrestler the Miz skull-crushing all the protagonists.

SilverZeo

OY. This movie.... So much to it.... To start off with: Nicalo's villain music number... it was a REAL stretch what the animation budget had for this movie and these characters... and it was JUST off putting... even a Disney Jr show used their models better.... 2. The "Z"s being "N"s was a bad red-herring to make it seem like the staff was clever... except Nicalo was the ONLY villain they bothered to show us, so it would be naturally for him to be it cause all the other "clues" were just assumptions to be Antonio if he was alive... most of the Scooby Doo style herrings had them to be at an advantage to all of this, but they showed pretty much nothing else to suggest this... 3. I would love that Odette singing her and Derrick's big love song from the original movie actually DID drove him to pull the lever and saves him, showing how their love is SO strong that it can defy death in a "realistic" manner by enforcing Derrick's will to be with Odette again... but nope. It fails. Their LOVE for each other FAILS. It's like how they showed off the "A-Force" in Endgame to showcase how awesome the women of Marvel are... only to have their end goal be pointless... Instead... what saves our hero from death was... a ghost monster scarring a rat. A GHOST did what LOVE failed! That is a REAL insult to a franchise that boasts about how these 2 love for each other can overcoming anything... including death... but ONLY when it's magical death...

Bobsheaux
>>54078813

1. AND it was sung in completely privacy. It's one thing to play crazy for your captors, but that song needed to have... you know... an AUDIENCE. 2. MMMMAAAAYYYYYBBBBEEEE the Z written into the tulip field could be an N if you look at it from the proper perspective, but no. The rats were marking Zs all over the place. 3. Omg, that would've been amazing! THAT'S the power of love winning the day!

CliffNoir329
>>54047882

I have to admit I had my finger tapping to the song. As bad as the movie is, it had at least a “cat”chy song. Sorry for my bad pun 😅😅😅

Earth Gwee

I'm willing to bet that Richard Rich is contractually obligated to do all these movies, doesn't actually want to do them, so he just doesn't give a flying fuck about logic or good storytelling. Or effort. I mean I wouldn't either if the people contracting me didn't give a shit.

Jack Sullivan

15:45 I love Derek’s expression at that moment he realized that marrying odette was a mistake

SilverZeo

How does one get the chance to be a guest writer?

Bobsheaux
>>57075554

For a monthly pledge of $100, I set aside a good chunk of the day (or longer, depending on the length of the movie and how much crap their is to cover) every month to hang out with my guest-writer over Zoom. We watch the movie, talking about this plot point, laughing at that bit of stupidity, etc. Because my guest-writer is paying good money to be a part of the project, I make it a point to try to include EVERYTHING that they're talking about in our meeting. In Swan Princess 9, or example, there was that dance number that reminded me of those old Fanta commercials. Guest-writer Ben "TheSomewareMan" played off of that by quoting SpongeBob (of whom I am NOT a fan), and I made his joke fit in perfectly with MINE. lol Lunama365 is an animation major, so it was a challenge throwing in every little observation they were making about everything terrible in 'Bob's Broken Sleigh', but I did it! lol And boy, did Grace Starkes have a ball working on 'A Halloween Puppy'. If you feel like tossing YOUR hat into the writers pool, let's see if we can arrange something. ;)

SilverZeo
>>57075554

Very tempting offer. While I like the idea, I really should respect the material you already provide for me and others already... plus I fear i might end up forcing things a little and ruin the fun for everyone... But by all things consider: there is ALOT to cover in these Swan Princess movies... and while I have toss my 2 cents within the comments sections; you, Raven, and anyone else who helped you through these things did a great enough job as is.