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Dear Dracula Review (Patreon)

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2022-10-21 18:36:02
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2026-06
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A little boy teaches Dracula how to be scary again. ...You heard me.

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Dear Dracula Review

A little boy teaches Dracula how to be scary again. ...You heard me.

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A.T. M

I've missed you. I'm so glad. You're back

Daniel J

Dear Dracula, your movie sucks!

Jim Stigall

I completely forgot this movie existed, thanks for reminding me.

SilverZeo

Oh man... was this a Kickstarter movie too?

BB Shockwave

Man it feels like ages that I have seen a review from you. Nice to have you back and with such an obscure bad movie at that! Kudos!

BB Shockwave

Well, to be fair, these stupid "stretchy" toys of Universal monsters are everywhere these days, so action figures of Dracula are not uncommon

Amanda Mathews

Yay! So glad you are back! Sorry for your loss. I agree on wanting that movie too! I really have missed you and Raven.

BB Shockwave

I feel for 'ya, Bob, I had much the same reaction watching the 2007 Transformers movie in theaters as you, even after reading the leaked script. The masturbation joke scene and Bee pissing on Turturro....made me want to sink into the ground. (And good era-accurate stuff that you have that Classic Bee toy in hand! :D )

BB Shockwave

If this kid was a real horror movie buff, he would have asked Dracula about "Dracula A.D. 1972", with Dracula admitting he still loves to dance to that funky opening song, and how Alucard was indeed the stupidest vampire that ever lived, considering he basically kills himself with sunlight and running water by accident. :D

BB Shockwave

Abominable Christmas and that other movie from this studio feel like something you should review too, they are bad and obscure, a winning combo! :P

Hell Ray

Kid is a fraud. Bet he just saw Dracula at a bargain bin, girl saw him holding it and said he has cool tastes. Then suddenly decided hes Draculas biggest fan and is a horror super fan or something.