Super-Nova vs Thiccerina (short story text adventure) (Patreon)

Boobgirl vs Thiccerina

It was a pleasant afternoon. A large crowd was gathered several miles away from a restaurant that specialized in hamburgers. The benevolent Super-Nova, whom the public have affectionately nicknamed “Boobgirl,” had once again defeated a giant monster that threatened to level the peaceful city of Mobious. Onlookers had given interviews to the local news team and mentioned how they’d simply heard a giant crack in the sky as the monster was terrorizing them and the next thing they knew, it nearly fell on them if their heroine wasn’t quick on her feet to catch the falling creature. 

Super-Nova had been a topic of dissension among the residents of Mobious as her heroism led to mixed results and reactions. When she first burst onto the scene, she was recklessly causing mayhem in her pursuit of justice and because of the adrenaline rush, she often was a little too overconfident, leading to many witnessing her carelessly causing property damage with her Busty Cannon or causing a blinding flash anytime she would use an F-Bomb. Over the past year and a half, she’d also disappeared from the public except to deal with a kaiju level threat or a meteor level threat.

In her absence, a new heroine rose to the occasion. Her name was Thiccerina and, like Super-Nova, she was rash, arrogant, and fairly reckless, however, there was a charm to her since she was very bubbly and flirtatious with the media unlike Super-Nova. Of course, once she had returned from her absence, she had changed a great deal. Her encounter with petty criminal, Mr. Big, left her incapacitated for a long while and during that incapacitation, she felt trapped and found her only real escape was her acts of heroism, but she didn’t want to just deal with the larger threats, so she re-emerged and doubled her efforts in helping her community: staying behind with everybody after a battle, checking in on people who may have gotten hurt in the turmoil, and even repairing damage she’d done.

Still a very divisive character for most people, Super-Nova quickly became beloved and she even embraced the Boobgirl nickname, but urged people to not call her that in front of children. Thiccerina had wanted to approach her, but she was also insanely jealous of the heroine. Unlike Boobgirl, Thiccerina was a little bit pudgy, her skin was darker, her nose was a little wider, and her chest wasn’t as large. She was far more bottom heavy, but Boobgirl still beat her out on that, which left her feeling very inadequate, but would often brush it off while still maintaining her core fanbase, but they were dwindling and opting to support Boobgirl over Thiccerina.

Among the onlookers as public safety was transporting the monster to a prison built to contain them was young Clara Infierno. Her twin tails blew in the wind as she stood there with her arms folded and her finger tapping on her arm from impatience. As you might have guessed, Clara is the secret identity of the heroine known as Thiccerina. She was going to change into Thiccerina to deal with the monster until she saw Boobgirl arrive and she jealously leered at the red headed heroine. To her surprise, Boobgirl actually had approached her after the fact to check and see if she was ok to which Clara had answered back that she was fine and cut her eyes at the busty heroine. She decided to leave back to her penthouse apartment while Boobgirl took care of everyone. 

“I really shouldn’t let things like this bother me, I’m NOT the only hero in town.” Clara thought to herself as she laid on her expensive sofa. 

“That dumb bitch though, why does she ALWAYS have to show up right when I’m about to act?!” her inner thoughts continued. She spent the next half hour pouting and sulking over nobody really asking for Thiccerina, but after getting it out of her system, she suited up and was ready to go do some heroics. As she hopped out of her window, her stomach began growling. “Oh damn, I’m starving… guess I better fuel up!” she exclaimed as she sped off towards her favorite burger restaurant, Burger Queen, a meal fit for a princess.

She touched down gently and waved at a few guys who were ecstatic to see her and they begged her for a selfie which she obliged. One of them acted a little too friendly towards her and she had to tighten her grip on his hand, fracturing one of his fingers. She was far too hungry to fully deal with the harassment and she wanted to get into the restaurant before a crowd had gathered since her stomach was talking to her at that point. Once she waltzed into the restaurant, she was dumbfounded to find Boobgirl sitting in her booth with a plate full of cheeseburgers, some had bacon, some had barbeque sauce, and some had french fries in them. 

Thiccerina was bewildered and slightly offended that Boobgirl was in her booth, so she stormed over, smashed her hands on the table, confusing and startling Boobgirl, and proceeded to rage at her, 

“Listen, BOOBlady, I know you’re probably hot stuff with everybody else, but you’re treading on my territory!”

The patrons at Burger Queen were dumbfounded. Some of them immediately whipped out their phones to record the interaction, hoping something was about to go down while others cowered in fear, assuming a big, destructive fight was about to go down. 

Her face stuffed, all Boobgirl could really do was chew the remainder of the burger she’d already taken a bite of while Thiccerina went off on her.

“I don’t know why you THOUGHT you could sit in my booth, but you can’t! I reserved this for ME and ME ONLY!” she exclaimed in Boobgirl’s face, highly irritated by how nonchalant she was towards her outburst.

Finally swallowing the bite she took, Boobgirl replied to Thiccerina, 

“Hey look, I’m sorry about takin’ your booth. Didn’t realize it was yours, but since I’ve got all these burgers anyway, wanna have some with me?”

The reply actually infuriated Thiccerina who looked as though she was about to square up the blue buxom goddess which had her widen her eyes in disbelief as she shimmied herself further back from Thiccerina, who was forming an angry vein in her neck as she grit her teeth.

After exhaling, Thiccerina sat opposite Boobgirl, folded her hands, and called over a server. She noticed that Boobgirl had 50 burgers on her plate all stacked in a pyramid, so she ordered 50 more burgers for Boobgirl and 100 for herself. After swiping her Thiccerina credit card in the reader, the server went to the back to alert the cooks. As this was happening, Boobgirl sat dumbfounded at what Thiccerina just did and was on the verge of asking what was going on, but before she could get a word out, Thiccerina blurted out,

“No need to thank me, but you will accept my challenge and WHEN YOU LOSE, I want you to admit to everyone, especially your fanbase that I AM BETTER THAN YOU!,” she demanded with confidence. 

Boobgirl raised her eyebrow and tilted her head in total confusion, but free food is free food. “Thanks for the meal, Thiccerina. I’m not even full yet, but I don’t want to fight you.” she said in response which had Thiccerina momentarily stand up to point in Boobgirl’s face, “I didn’t say we were fighting!” As she sat back down, she calmly explained just what her challenge was. “What we’re ACTUALLY doing here is an eating contest. See, I’m the biggest eater in Mobious City! I can pound ‘em back and ask for more and since I can afford it, I will pay for it and leave a $20,000 tip! You won’t win this because I’ve been doing this since I was a little girl!” said Thiccerina, who clearly looks as though she’s only been an adult for maybe 2 years. 

Some of the patrons silently noted Thiccerina’s pudgy belly and texted jokes about her to one another when she mentioned the challenge, but others were actually intrigued and formed a small crowd around their booth. 

“I don’t know what your problem is with me, Thiccerina, but if this is the kinda challenge you’re throwing down, I’ll take it, cos I don’t want anyone gettin’ hurt around here.” responded Boobgirl, who cracked her fingers while stretching out her back and groaning in satisfaction at loosening up. It was pure silence from both heroines as they stared each other down, Thiccerina grinning while Boobgirl just confusedly stared back, wondering what her problem was. 

People whispered to each other placing bets and discussing which heroine would actually win with one of them even broadcasting the encounter to social media which had each of their fanbases arguing which one was better than the other. Enough time had passed and 100 burgers were placed in front of Thiccerina while 50 were placed in front of Boobgirl. Finally, it was time for the challenge to begin. Thiccerina quickly swiped up 2 burgers in each hand and began munching them with vigor while Boobgirl grabbed one and started eating it normally. Thiccerina kept shoveling burger after burger into her mouth while Boobgirl calmly just ate like normal, not even attempting to compete with her. The small crowd began cheering on Thiccerina’s spirit and some cheered on Boobgirl, but not as fiercely since it appeared as though Boobgirl wasn’t even taking the contest seriously. Thiccerina was approaching burger 50, but the girl was slowing down a little bit as her stomach began bulging in her costume, making the T on her chest grow along with her belly. Still, she was resilient, but once she looked over with all the sauce on or around her mouth at Boobgirl, she saw how calmly Boobgirl was devouring each burger; savoring the flavors and adoring the meat. The lettuce on the freshly made burgers was crispy and delicious while the tomatoes, pickles, and grilled onions burst with a symphony of flavors. Now it was Thiccerina’s turn to be dumbfounded, but because she lost her focus, her brain was finally able to register how full she was becoming and quickly hopped back into action.

Thiccerina was devouring the burgers far more sloppily this time as her belly kept expanding ever slightly with each swallow. She was desperate to outdo Boobgirl in every way, but watching as she calmly ate began filling her with dread that she might actually lose this contest. She’s the one who called her out, so if she lost, she’d look very foolish. Meanwhile, Boobgirl was eating and eating and her stomach wasn’t pushing out even the slightest. After the 50th burger, she sat back and patted her belly while looking over at Thiccerina demolishing a stack of burgers one after another. With a shrug, she returned to her stack and declared loud enough for Thiccerina to hear her, “I wanted to savor those freshly made burgers cos these next 50 are gonna be cold and soggy since you decided to make me wait all that time. Either way, thanks for the free burgers,” she said as she stacked several on her arm and let them slip down into her mouth as Thiccerina was blissfully unaware of what was happening. 

Closer! Closer now! She wasn’t paying any attention to her surroundings or the people around them. Thiccerina was in a plane of existence all on her own. 81! 82! 83! She could see the finish line! She was almost there! Just a little further now! 90! 91! They were sliding down her throat at this point. Her bulging belly didn’t phase her one bit. This is it! 99! Only one more to go! Finally she ate her 100th burger and sat back in a daze. Her hunger was satiated and her vision was blurry. She felt as though she just finished running a 100k marathon. Her heart was pounding and her body was exhausted, covered in sweat. When her vision focused, she saw Boobgirl sitting across from her, wiping her mouth with a napkin. Her plate was clear, decorated only by the crumbs and sesame seeds from the burgers. She made eye contact with her. “...Did I just win..?” asked Thiccerina weakly.

The crowd had dispersed and people were talking about what they’d just seen. Videos were plastered all over social media. Some were snickering at the pair while others were shaking their heads at how gluttonous they both were; then there were the sickos who gawked at both ladies, salivating at Thiccerina’s now bulbous belly. “Ungh..” she mumbled as she sat up. “Sorry, Thiccerina, this one’s mine today. Maybe next time I could buy you lunch?” asked Boobgirl, “..I gotta warn you though, money is VERY tight for me and I don’t think I could afford that many burgers, but I got all the corn dogs you could want…that brand deal I made with that corn dog company didn’t make any money, so I got a whole bunch of boxes in storage freezers..” she revealed as Thiccerina couldn’t tell up from down. 

After a large belch echoed from her throat, Thiccerina slowly rose to her feet, “That’s it! Ngh! You! Me! Outside!” she pointed to the door and slowly hobbled her way over as Boobgirl followed behind her. “Uhh, you need help?” offered Boobgirl as Thiccerina pushed her out of the way and exited Burger Queen. Slowly, she balanced herself as her feet left the ground and she began flying off towards an empty park, far away from the city. Despite her rage towards Boobgirl, she didn’t want to cause any collateral damage in their inevitable fight. Boobgirl followed behind her, “Listen! Do you think we should be fighting?! We both just ate a ton of burgers!” Thiccerina ignored her as she made her way to the ground of the empty park. Boobgirl touched down a few feet away from her and just stood there watching while Thiccerina awkwardly landed and began huffing and puffing while pouring sweat. “Agh! Dammit..” she huffed out while turning to face Boobgirl. “I am so tired… I don’t wanna fight anymore…” she said as she fell down onto her butt. 

The sudden momentum combined with her sweating made her mask slip a little bit and Boobgirl walked a little bit closer to check on her. Once she got closer, she sat down and got a look at Thiccerina’s face, clearing her throat, making a motion to fix her mask which petrified Thiccerina. Boobgirl had just seen her secret identity! Oh no! She acted very aloof as though nothing had just happened, whistling shakily while looking at Boobgirl, who figured her out. 

“Clara?” she whispered while smirking at her. Thiccerina pretended to not know who that was. “Hm? Clara? Never heard of her..uhh..yeah, I dunno who that could be.” Just then, Boobgirl got to her feet and extended her hand out to Thiccerina, who decided to just appeal to her for now in the hopes she could get her to agree to not tell anybody. “Follow me,” requested Boobgirl as she slowly rose from the ground and began flying with her to a more remote location. The entire flight, Thiccerina was thinking up ways she could bullshit her way out of the situation and ultimately decided that if it had to come down to it, she’d pay off Boobgirl. She didn’t want to do that, but she felt she had no other option. Her heart sank when she realized they were both flying onto the roof of the complex where her penthouse apartment was. Suddenly, Thiccerina became timid and all her bravado left. She was now scared to be found out. 

Once they both landed, Boobgirl turned around and asked, “Nobody can see us up here right?” Thiccerina nodded slowly while kicking her feet and pouting her lips. Suddenly, Boobgirl’s form began changing. Her giant breasts shrunk down to almost nothing and her clothes were no longer the deep blue suit combined with a heart shaped window, heart shaped boots, and thick gauntlets, but now were a blue and white raglan shirt and green, baggy cargo pants. “Clara, it’s me, Eileen, your brother’s friend. Dumbfounded, Thiccerina dropped the act and fell backwards. “IT WAS..” she was about to scream, but realized it would be blurting out Boobgirl’s identity, “it was you this whole time, Eileen?” She nodded and approached Clara, “Why didn’t you just tell me who you were?” Clara was confused “But how did you..when did you..this whole time you..why? What? You’re..” she kept stammering over her words until Eileen put a hand on her shoulder. Both girls share almost the exact same height despite the year difference between them. “You shoulda told me you were Thiccerina,” expressed Eileen, “We coulda been like a tag team like your bro and grandpa.” Clara sighed and pulled her mask off, “I don’t wanna be a team with you, I wanna be my own hero y’know?” 

Eileen understood, of course, and removed her hand from Clara’s shoulder as they both sat down. Clara’s stomach grumbled, making her clutch her gut. “Ohh, that contest was such a bad idea…” she muttered. Eileen shook her head and laughed, “Well I know your secret and you know mine now can we call a truce?” she asked while extending her hand. Clara looked up at her and dapped her up while grumbling, “Yeah alright, but I’m still gonna be more loved than you, but I ain’t gonna hate my bro’s squeeze now,” snickered Clara as Eileen blushed and looked to the side. Another grumble emanated from Clara’s gut and she immediately shoved Eileen to resume heroics while she took care of some business. Stifling laughter, Eileen transformed into Boobgirl and took off while Clara sped down into her penthouse, peeling off the tight Thiccerina costume once she got in and headed straight for the bathroom.

The End