She Speaks in Comic Sans, part 1 (Patreon)

She Speaks in Comic Sans is a top-to-bottom rewrite of an older story I wrote way, way back in my first Halloween Special, called It's Not 1995 Anymore. It's a tongue-in-cheek parody of those crappy old stories that used to litter the streets of Geocities, when anyone and everyone was writing big, fat literature, just because they could! The early 2000's were a lawless time (that I helped contribute to), and its protagonists could get a little... unhinged.

Fair warning! This story gets spookier as it goes, but it never gets too scary, I think. This one's something I whipped up between commissions, and mostly exists to poke fun at how single-minded characters in bad fat fics can be. If you're an oldhead like me who grew up popping bbw mind candy on the Dimensions boards, this story's for you.

You can check out a new part of this four-part creepy creature feature every Monday!