It's Not 1995 Anymore (2/3) (Patreon)

Welcome back to the horror/comedy/throwback stylings of It's Not 1995 anymore!

We'll wrap this up next month with a bang and then vote on the next monthly reward!

(yes, the comic sans are still intentional. yes, they burn my eyes too. you w̴i̸l̶l̵ ̵̗̎̀ḻ̶̼̂͆é̸̻͗ȧ̸͍͍͘r̴̩̔̚n̸̼̅ ̷̍̅ͅẗ̶̛̪̭́ö̴̧̺ ̵̗̎̀ l̴̡̧͎̮̘͕̖̜͚̇̊̅͆̃͘i̵̧̠̰̙͍̭͕͎̙͍̳͙̰̔͑̉̒͆v̶̢̛̛̝̹̹̫̜̎̒̓̾̈́̂̉͌͌́͋̋̈́̃͠e̷̡̢͙̱̥̻̫͇̻͕͖̺̽̓̓́́̆̊̃̈́̚͠͝ ̶̡̧̨̜͍̰̝̼̼͉͉̳̱̘̬̈̋́̈́̆͛̉͑͗͋͋̉̑̍̽̕͝ẉ̷̨̢̡̫͉̻̤̠̘̻̪͖̭͔͚̗̖̞̋̆̓̔̒͒̊̀̉̚̕̕͝͠͝ï̴̦͍͖̹̰̤̩̹̯̓̓̆̽͐̌̀͐̈́̌̌̏̾͘͝t̶̡̨̡̧̛͇̯͓̘̠̼̖̜̦̻͍͍̯̦̱̀̀̔͆͗́͌͗̑̃͛͆̓̃̏̄̚͝͝ͅḩ̴̛̼̟̹̯̘̠̹͉́̓́́͂̉̇͋̿͑̈́̈́̈̽̕͠ ̴̦̣̒̈́͆̈́͆͗͊̂͗͂͂͝i̴̡̢̢̹̻̳͚͓͓͚͉̾̍̔̂͛͊̎̀́͑̉͒̀͊̀̚̕͘̕͠͠t̵̜̫̲̟͈̱̗̻̬͕̭̰͆̎̃̀͝)