Will Riff for Cash: April 2024 (Patreon)

Managed to squeeze this out, but not easily - I'm currently using an old laptop that took a good ten minutes to render this and has no access to my usual templates (hence no credits). So I'm not sure when you'll see the next Hard Sell, except that I'm aiming for on or before the 10th of May. Working on it as we speak, though.