What Really Happened to Robot Jones (Patreon)

So I did not in the end get the new Hard Sell to you after all, as the sinus infection affected my voice more than I was expecting. I just about recovered in time, but you can still hear it in the final video. Anyway, that's coming up this afternoon or so (it's still rendering), but here is some form of bonus compensation: a quick glimpse at an alternate universe where my voice didn't make it and I was forced to use Moviestorm's Text-To-Speech function instead. I did a test run of the first couple of sentences and this is what resulted. I don't know about you, but I'm glad my voice got better.