Case of the Curious Crystal Core (Patreon)

An excerpt from the journal of Edwin Payne:

After much careful study, I have determined the crystal ball so "generously" gifted to us by a potential client is nothing more than a paperweight. It catches the light very well, bathing our office in its magnificent colours. However, neither Charles nor I have any need for useless decor. We shall get rid of it after Charles finishes bending bme over the desk.

It was such a marvelous idea, really. The office was much too hot. It's only right that we strip naked. And when we're naked, we need to copulate. Obviously.