July 2026 Update (Patreon)

Boy howdy this month felt fast and long at the same time. And too hot too. Anyways, I've been busy cranking away, chipping away at my seemingly never ending prompt list and getting a bit ahead in terms of art.

Now we get onto the stories of the month!

There's another mission on the line for Ritz Kohler, Agent 643, and now he faces a most challenging weapon most vile: The "Nudezooka". Exactly as it sounds, he has to get his wits together to stop it from unleashing havoc on the world. (I tried something very different for me, writing in the present tense. NEVER again!!!)

Dorin has had a pretty cushy life thanks to his uncanny ability to take what he wants. When he targets an unsuspecting would-be victim, he discovers "Turnabout Isn't Fair Play" when his power is met with another.

Also featuring another of my recurring characters, Amir! You can find Dorin's previous adventures (here and here) and Amir's (here, along with the the Patreon exclusive abandoned story back from October last year)

A clever inventor finds ways to "Stick it to the Men" who wronged him by bringing a device that makes them weak in the knees and sticky in the pants

Smash cut. Fade in. "Dissolve To: Reviews" in a collection of reviews left for Leggings by Lee, a notorious apparel store infamous for their clothes that fall apart

Steve Rogers finds himself dealing with a public predicament that rattles his experience in the modern world post "The Thawing (Marvel)"

Superman joins the Legion of Super-Heroes in the future and finds his costume a little worse for wear during the heat of battle in "Now That's What I Call Super (DC)"

Princes and heroes from around the globe come to a meeting in Arendelle that takes a turn when Varian's brews get into the mix for this "Royal Meeting (Disney)"

Benny learns a lesson the hard way. "Don't Mess with the F&G (Overcompensating)".

After winning back-to-back championships, Chad has to pay up on a bet he made with the rest of the team, forcing him to "Celebrate the Wildcat Way (HSM)" whether he wants to or not (Suggested by Patron suefly!)

As always eternally grateful for your support in this page. Don’t forget to drop an idea for the next month’s character call if you haven’t already! Suggestions close tomorrow!