The Secret Hysteria of Pepper Parker: The Sexy Sensitive Sales Pitch!(Page 3) (Patreon)

Any great FEATHERY CLEANING TOOL is going to accomplish at least two objectives:

1.) To get your home sparkly clean and shiny!

2.) To take loving care of your delicate personal treasures.

Now, Hank has a third test that all his feathers must pass as well. But it’s a little bit more of a SECRET (AND SECRETLY HYSTERICAL)!!!

Do you WANNA KNOW WHAT NUMBER THREE IS???

YOU DO?!?!?!?

Any guesses?  XD

Thanks to all of you for your kind support!

-The Bandito