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Chapter 12: Something's Off with My Spirit Tool Sister
"Why?" Ye Xiyun asked, puzzled.
"Because... you don't have the qualifications to cultivate those Saint-Grade techniques," the fairy in the painting said.
"Why?" Ye Xiyun asked.
"Because the cultivation methods in the two worlds are different," the fairy in the painting explained.
"Huh?" Ye Xiyun looked at the fairy in the painting with confusion.
The fairy in the painting proactively explained, "I come from a world called Nine Provinces Continent. Although there is also a place called Nine Provinces on the Mystic Spirit Continent, the two Nine Provinces are different. The cultivation system on the Nine Provinces Continent begins with body refining, followed by Qi cultivation, and then Dao cultivation. The cultivation process includes Foundation Building, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Divine Transformation, Unity, Tribulation Crossing, and Great Consummation... The techniques I know are constructed based on this cultivation system. But the cultivation system on the Mystic Spirit Continent is different. You should have some understanding of the Mystic Spirit Continent's cultivation system now that you have already started your training, right?"
"Yeah," Ye Xiyun nodded. "Body refining and Dao cultivation, starting with Meridian Opening. Nine levels of Meridian Opening lead to the Gathered Stream Realm, and beyond the Gathered Stream Realm is the Returning Sea Realm. Just these three realms are completely different from the system you mentioned. I'm not familiar with the later realms."
"That's right," the fairy in the painting said. "So, until I understand the cultivation system of the Mystic Spirit Continent and transform the techniques I know into ones that can be used in the Mystic Spirit Continent, forget about those Saint-Grade techniques I mentioned."
"Ah?" Ye Xiyun felt a sense of disappointment. "Then when will you be able to transform the Saint-Grade techniques you know into techniques that can be cultivated in the Mystic Spirit Continent?"
"That depends on you," the fairy in the painting said. "The things I know are from another world, just like how a vegetable might be called a potato in Nine Provinces Continent but a tomato in the Mystic Spirit Continent. You should try to gather more books from this world, regardless of the subject matter. After I incorporate them and cross-reference them with what I know, I can better help you plan your cultivation path."
"Alright," Ye Xiyun sighed and said, then looked at the fairy in the painting with some anticipation. "So, there's really nothing I can use right now?"
"Well, not exactly," the fairy in the painting said. "The cultivation systems may be different, but I can teach you some martial arts for physical conditioning and mana techniques. Besides that, there's a secret technique that can transcend the barriers between the two worlds and allow you to learn it directly."
"What secret technique?" Ye Xiyun's anticipation grew. See, this is what they mean by a child who cries loudly would get milk.
I just said one more sentence, and here comes the benefit.
"Let me see... Mystic Spirit Continent's Continent and the Nine Provinces Continent where I used to reside are at the same level, and the Yin-Yang Dao of male pleasure and female love is applicable in both worlds. Here, I have the Seventy-Two Forms of Dongxuanzi, the Three Volumes of Immortal Cultivation for Enchanting Women, the Towering Heaven Yang-Boosting Technique, the Yin-Yang Divine Female Technique, the Eighteen Styles of Awai... the Yin-Yang Great Dao..." The fairy in the painting spoke, and her expression became increasingly excited, as if she were an experienced driver who became more liberated after getting on the highway.
"What the hell, Spirit Tool Sister, what do you mean by being so excited?" Ye Xiyun said.
"Don't tell me you remember all these things for no reason."
"What's wrong? Do you look down on these dual cultivation techniques?" the fairy in the painting said. "There was once a powerful cultivator who achieved great success and said something like this: 'If cultivation is not for the sake of pursuing women, then it is meaningless! His purpose of cultivation was to conquer fairies!'"
"Okay, I admit, That cultivator had a point!"
Surprisingly, Ye Xiyun nodded in agreement.
"Moreover, don't underestimate the dual cultivation techniques. I just realized that there seems to be a technique that you really have to cultivate," the fairy in the painting said.
"What technique?" Ye Xiyun asked.
"Comprehend it carefully!" The fairy in the painting finished speaking and touched Ye Xiyun's forehead. Suddenly, a torrent of information flowed into Ye Xiyun's mind.
Ye Xiyun felt a momentary dizziness, but five luminous characters appeared in his mind—Song of the Yin-Yang Grand Dao!
And after those five characters, a series of movements continuously appeared in Ye Xiyun's mind.
"This is..." Ye Xiyun began.
"The Song of the Yin-Yang Grand Dao," the fairy in the painting said. "Although my memory is not complete, as an elder sister who has lived for tens of thousands of years, I still remember events from a thousand or eight hundred years ago. In my previous life, my previous master ascended to the immortal realm and encountered a powerful being known as the Fairy Sovereign of Hundred Flowers. This was his cultivation technique."
"The Fairy Sovereign of Hundred Flowers? A woman?" Ye Xiyun asked. Could a woman cultivate this kind of technique?
"A man," the fairy in the painting rolled her eyes. "He was called the Fairy Sovereign of Hundred Flowers because he kept hundreds of female immortals as his lover. He was a philanderer, but I have to admit he was a genius. During his cultivation in the mortal world, due to his mediocre innate talent and spiritual roots, he sought inspiration from the story of the Human Emperor cultivating three thousand enchanting women.
Throughout his life, he created and perfected the Song of the Yin-Yang Grand Dao. This technique allows one to enhance their own spiritual roots based on the aptitude of the female cultivator they dual cultivate with. The Fairy Sovereign of Hundred Flowers became a notorious seducer in one realm, although he was constantly hunted down throughout his life, he managed to cultivate and ascend."
"But how did this technique..." Ye Xiyun asked.
"He set his sights on my previous master and tried to do something inappropriate, but he was killed by my master's lover," the fairy in the painting said. "And that technique was recorded by me at that time."
"In this world, unless you ascend to the immortal realm, the methods to enhance spiritual roots are extremely rare. The Song of the Yin-Yang Grand Dao is truly a remarkable technique!" the fairy in the painting said. "Although I have a vast collection of books, the higher-level techniques require higher aptitude for cultivation. While you possess the unique Immortal Martial Body, your spiritual roots are indeed a weakness. As you progress on the path of cultivation, even with the boost from the Immortal Martial Body, your cultivation speed will probably only be slightly faster than those with Intermediate to High Grade spiritual roots. It's incomparable to those with exceptional spiritual roots. Even if you cultivate the Death Seeking Manual..."
"What's wrong with the Death Seeking Manual?" Ye Xiyun asked.
"It's nothing," the fairy in the painting said. "It's just that the Song of the Yin-Yang Grand Dao, will you cultivate it or not?"
"I will!" Ye Xiyun said, sighing. "Ah, originally, I wanted to be a deeply affectionate and devoted good man. It seems that for the sake of cultivation, I can only embark on this path of harem seeking. Sigh, look at what you've caused, without being a playboy, I won't be able to cultivate immortality."
"You damn brat!" The fairy in the painting looked at Ye Xiyun's pretentious appearance and slapped him on the head. "Who do you think you're trying to fool with that act? Do you think I didn't know your previous ideal was to marry the twins from the neighboring village and have fun during the day and night?"
"Damn, aren't you a spiritual being? How can you still hit me?" Ye Xiyun said, covering his head.
"We've signed a contract, so if I want to hit you, I'll hit you!" the fairy in the painting said. "Now go and cultivate!"
"I've reached my cultivation time for today," Ye Xiyun said with a sense of grievance.
"Then practice the Song of the Yin-Yang Grand Dao for me," the fairy in the painting said. "After the cultivation of spiritual energy, you can also practice martial arts. I'll choose a few martial arts manuals for you. Keep up the good work, young man!"
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Tn: I don't know why, but I got a hunch that say the fairy in the painting is going to be one of Ye Xiyun harem member....