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Chapter 35: I'm Too Lazy to Do It

"Hey! The male one over there! Come over here!" The young girl shouted at Li Pai.

"Me?" Li Pai pointed at himself.

Although he didn't know what the young girl's intentions were, considering that she hadn't initiated an attack toward him and Snow White and were acting quite polite to them, he figured out that perhaps the spirit wouldn’t attack him.

"Can you lie down there?" Seeing Li Pai approach, the young girl asked again.

"Lie down? Where?" Hearing her request, Li Pai was feeling somewhat puzzled.

After all, the young girl only moved her mouth and didn't even bother to stretch out her finger to point out where she wanted him to lay down. It was hard to understand her meaning like this.

"Lie down in front of my wooden horse."

"Hehehe~" The young girl's laughter was still unsettling.

Li Pai hesitated for a moment. What does this young girl want to do? Does she have any ill intentions towards him?

Li Pai took another look at the young girl. Apart from her vacant gaze, she seemed quite friendly.

“If she wanted to harm me, she would have done so already, instead of chatting with me so politely..."

Li Pai muttered to himself. Maybe this mischievous girl just wants to play.

In that case, he would play along. Perhaps having some fun would help advance the exploration. Yes, what harm could a little girl do?

After a brief moment of contemplation, Li Pai followed the young girl's instructions and lay down in front of her wooden horse.

However, Li Pai didn't let his guard down and kept a close eye on the young girl's movements.

"Big sister, can you pull my wooden horse back as far as possible?" The young girl looked at Snow White.

Since Li Pai didn't refuse the young girl's request, Snow White controlled her long hair to lift the wooden horse.

The front of the wooden horse rose high, and the young girl's body leaned back slightly. It resembled the pose of the Napoleon bronze statue.

"Hehehe~ Go!" Finally, the young girl raised her hand and pointed forward!

Snow White roughly understood the young girl's intention and released her grip on the wooden horse.

The wooden horse quickly tilted forward.

"What is she trying to do?" Li Pai had a bad feeling in his heart.

Although the position where Li Pai lay was some distance from the wooden horse and he wouldn't be hit, something didn't seem right.

'Could she be trying to decapitate me with the wooden horse? Couldn’t be, it’s still so far away'

Just after thinking that, the next moment, the base of the wooden horse suddenly emitted a sharp aura!

The tilting wooden horse resembled a semi-circular guillotine, slashing fiercely towards Li Pai's neck!

"Son of a-!" Li Pai reacted quickly, somersaulting to the other side to narrowly avoid the guillotine.

The next second, a crack appeared on the ground where his neck was previously in.

After flipping over, Li Pai immediately got up from the ground, took a few steps back, and stood beside Snow White.

"You little rascal, do you want to harm me?" Li Pai, with lingering fear in his heart, questioned the young girl.

If he hadn't been vigilant and prepared for unexpected situations, he might have ended up as a Dullahan!

"Hehehe~ Yes~" The young girl nodded and admitted it frankly.

Both Li Pai and Snow White can only stare at the girl spirit with both confusion and shock

Both of them were a bit baffled.

They had never seen a malevolent spirit that acted like her at all.

You could say she was not cunning or deceptive at all.

She openly stated all her actions and didn't force or deceive anyone to do what she want.

Li Pai had laid down in front of the wooden horse by his own choice.

And Snow White is the one who lifted the wooden horse.

Only after Snow White let go did the wooden horse quickly tilt forward.

Without the cooperation of Li Pai and Snow White, the young girl wouldn't have had any chance to harm Li Pai.

And afterward, the young girl didn't deny Li Pai's words.

(God fucking damn it, this is the first time I heard this kind of route! In what twisted sort of way can this be considered a romantic scenario? It’s just straight up murder isn’t it?)

“Why do you want to harm me?"

"We probably didn't know each other before this meeting didn't we?"

Li Pai held a hand crossbow and asked cautiously. Snow White also let down her long hair and prepared for battle. However, the little girl showed no intention to continue attacking. She sat quietly on the rocking horse, swaying back and forth with the momentum.

"My sister said that whoever intrudes our house, we should kill them."

"Well, that’s true…  But why don't you ask us to do all of this stuff?”

"Why? Because I'm too lazy ~"

Well... This reason... is a bit unique?! She is too lazy to move, but still wants to kill someone, so she instructs her victim to present their neck and ask the victim's friend to help her kill the victim.

(What a lazy ghost)

"Little friend, how about this? We'll help you rock the rocking horse, and you won't kill us. Is that okay?"

"Well... that's okay~ But if you stop rocking, I might get angry~"

Li Pai looked at Snow White. She frowned but then extended her long hair and continued rocking the rocking horse.

"Little friend, how many people live in this house?"

"Besides me, there are five others, they are my sisters. The eldest sister sometimes comes here to see us."

(Five sisters... In other words, besides this little girl, there are five evil spirits here. It's almost like what's sung in the nursery rhyme. Seven little dwarfs, six of them dead, all turned into evil spirits. The eldest one didn't die, she occasionally comes here. But how does this relate to Snow White... Is Snow White their eldest sister? No, no, that's not right. The little girl said the eldest one comes here occasionally, but Snow White is clearly here for the first time. So what's the connection between these little girls and Snow White…)

Li Pai fell into thought. Although the system was a bit eerie, it would never create forced settings. There must be some connection between Snow White and these little girls! What could it be...