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Chapter 2: The Script and the System Are Both Wrong!

Opening the yellow oiled-paper umbrella embroidered with green bamboo, Duanmu Qing walked two or three steps while talking to the system inside his mind.

(Tell me more about yourself)

While normal people would undoubtedly be surprised at the fact tht there is a mechanical sound coming inside their own head, In this day and age, Duanmu Qing, as someone who had read various system-assisted protagonist novels, is not surprised by the existence of such a thing.

Duanmu Qing calmly accepted this setup.

【This system values benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trustworthiness. If the host lives a happy and self-sufficient life in another world, it will not interfere!】

【Only when the host is disappointed with this world, will this system appear.】

That's pretty good.

Duanmu Qing was greatly impressed.

After all, these days, systems are not always something that one can rely on..

There were those that waited until the host had achieved something and then came out to issue newbie tasks in a ridiculous manner. There were also bizarre systems like the bull system that required you to fuck someone famous wife right before the said person eyes before it could be triggered. And even more terrifying were antagonist systems that manipulated the host's body to do all sorts of mischief against their own will...

Looking at his own system, it seemed quite normal.

【Detected that the world where the host resides is a martial arts world, 60% of the data has been collected, which is sufficient for now. System update in progress... Martial God Cultivation System generated!】

Wait a minute.

Listening to the system's muttering, Duanmu Qing couldn't help but feel that something was amiss. He didn't understand how capable the system was, but could it please stop slacking off and collect all the information about the entire world properly?

Why only collect 60%?

【Duanmu Qing, a soul from another world, since coming to this world, your yearning for martial arts has surpassed everything.】

【When you open the first martial arts secret manual, you will know that you are destined to become the martial arts leader, the number one in the world.】

【You have cultivated a martial arts manual that produced Pure Yang Inner energy, and under the stimulation of the manual, you have successfully activated the special physique that has long existed within you.】

It was a bit wordy, but the rewards were pretty quick.

Duanmu Qing nodded.

【Talent Attribute · Pure Yang Holy Body: Exceptional aptitude, absorbs the Nine Yang Qi of heaven and earth with every breath, giving you astonishing vitality and physical capabilities, even if your Yuan Yang is broken, you can still cultivate the purest Pure Yang Inner energy in history, and help your loved ones increase their cultivation speed】

A feeling of heat and vitality surged within him, instantly filling Duanmu Qing with a sense of fulfillment, so much so that it overflowed.

Feeling the heat, Duanmu Qing couldn't help but close his eyes.

However, when he heard the description and name of this innate talent, Duanmu Qing quickly opened his eyes.

"Stop!"

Duanmu Qing's words came out involuntarily, but they didn't catch up with what he had sensed in that brief moment.

His body had already undergone a transformation.

One of the eight best aptitudes in martial arts, which was said to be the best, had appeared in him.

And Duanmu Qing, who had just read the history of the academy, was well aware of what this once highly regarded physique meant in this unconventional world of martial arts.

"..."

At this moment, Duanmu Qing couldn't help but slowly clench his fist.

With each breath, he could really feel a rush of heat between his chest and abdomen.

But what this rush of heat brought to Duanmu Qing was only fear and dread.

(System, are you sure that having this physique in such a world can really lead to becoming the martial arts leader, the number one in the world?)

Let's put it this way!

Fifteen years ago, when someone with this physique was discovered, the people from the Joyful Lotus Sect came directly to capture him. Not to mention martial arts, it was said that he didn't live past thirty years old.

This was even with the Joyful Lotus Sect cherishing him greatly, enduring multiple provocations and attacks from various forces, and providing him with countless resources for cultivation.

But unfortunately, once you reached the top in this world, it was hard to come down.

Whether it was the Pure Yang Holy Body user or those women from the Joyful Lotus Sect, they couldn't control themselves when they were wrestling under the sheet.

In a world where the Yin-Yang Dao had developed to its extreme, any essence(1) that was produced by the owner of the Pure Yang Holy Body was one of the most famous raw materials for several types of elixirs in the martial arts world...

(System! I want you to take back this thing!)

Duanmu Qing: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

Duanmu Qing's chest heaved up and down, but he didn't know what to do.

After all, he had yelled for a long time, but there was no sign of the system taking back the reward.

Rubbing his forehead, Duanmu Qing had no choice but to suppress his dissatisfaction. After obtaining this physique, on the bright side, he could start practicing the martial arts manuals from his family.

"Oh dear!"

Smack!

Duanmu Qing had just taken a few steps when he suddenly felt something hit his umbrella on top of his head.

Looking up, he saw a charming and alluring woman on the second floor, smiling enchantingly.

This woman was Xia Lian, a famous beauty in River Capital City. She was originally a young lady from a wealthy family. However, she had allegedly stolen someone's heart while serving as a concubine in the mansion of a certain magistrate in River Capital. As a result, the magistrate, in a fit of anger, forced her to marry a disfigured and inhumane peddler from the streets.

This incident had shocked nearly half of River Capital, and it remained a topic of discussion at many rich men's dinner tables to this day.

No one knew what had gone through the magistrate's mind to make him take revenge in such a way, but it was quite amusing.

Duanmu Qing, when he heard these low-class jokes in the tavern after leaving home, had just begun to feel that the situation in this world was collapsing.

Wait a minute.

This script, it seems like I've seen it somewhere.

Duanmu Qing's mouth twitched slightly, and he couldn't help but feel that this martial world was indeed problematic.

Taking a long sigh, Duanmu Qing couldn't help but wonder if he should pick up the fallen wooden stick used to support the window and have a strange encounter that would probably raise a flag with this lady.

Duanmu Qing's gaze shifted slightly downward, looking at the stick-shaped object on the ground, but his expression froze.

It could almost be said that he felt a bit bewildered.

Duanmu Qing stiffly raised his head again and looked at the window where Madam Xia Lian was.

He was sure and certain that the wooden stick used to support the window was still there.

Duanmu Qing looked at the ground, not far from him, where there was a strange black object with mushroom-like shapes and particles. And on top of that black object hung a pair of black underwear (2).

"Sir~!"

When he heard this voice, Duanmu Qing didn't hesitate and chose to leave the scene without looking back.

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Tn:

(1): The Essence that are being talked about is the sperm

(2): The thing that fall is a dildo

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