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Chapter 39: Counterattack on Xue'er

"How is this possible? This is impossible!"

Xue'er was seriously questioning life.

Identical.

Completely identical.

It was as if her sister personally organized the entire room.

Could it be that, just now, it was actually her own illusion?

Did I not knock that jerk out and throw him on the bed? Did I not take out my sister's personal clothing and throw it on him? Was it all just a daydream?

"What's wrong, Xue'er? If he's not here, let's look somewhere else—unless you're so sure that Night is here?"

"N-no, Elder Sister, you misunderstand me. I actually like Night a lot now, so I trust that he wouldn't be in your room."

"Well, let's look somewhere else then. By the way, let's check your room; perhaps Night is there."

"Huh? That's impossible! How could Night be in my room?"

Xue'er laughed nervously, then pondered where I could have gone while following me to her adjacent room.

I opened the door.

Xue'er's smile instantly stiffened, her face gradually turning red.

Then a scream echoed through the entire mansion.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh pervert! Scum! Beast! Pervert! What are you doing, ahhhhhh?"

In front of me (Yue(♀)), I (Night(♂)) lay on the bed with closed eyes, various women's intimate clothing scattered over my male body. The wardrobe was open, undoubtedly, these were taken from this room's wardrobe.

And the women's clothing in this room could only belong to one person.

Hearing Xue'er's scream, I (Night(♂)) opened my eyes in a pained manner, covering my neck with my right hand, looking confused.

"This is..."

I (Night(♂)) sat up, grabbed the cloth piece on my forehead, looked around bewilderedly, then glanced back and forth in the room, finally fixing my gaze on me (Yue(♀)) and Xue'er. My expression changed repeatedly—what kind of divine-level acting was this? Maybe I should consider going to film school! I might become a Flower Golden Orchid Best Actor!

At this moment, footsteps approached, alerted by Xue'er's scream.

I (Yue(♀)) immediately turned around, scolding the servants and guards, preventing them from approaching. Then, my father (Yue father), mother (Yue mother), and my other mother (Night mother) also arrived. They entered the room, and upon seeing the scene inside, their expressions changed.

My father widened his eyes, my mother looked both angry and amused, and then—all their gazes focused on Xue'er.

"Father, mother, look at what this pervert is doing! He actually—! He actually—! Quickly, father, kick him out! We absolutely cannot let such a pervert stay in the house!"

Xue'er, still unaware of the unusual situation, shouted loudly, glaring at me.

In response, my mother (Yue Mother) simply lifted her with both hands, wearing a gentle smile, and said, "Hehe, very good, Xue'er. It seems you should relearn the principles of being a decent person."

My father (Yue Father), with an expressionless face, nodded at Xue'er. "You're right. Before learning to be a proper lady, you should first learn how to be a decent human being."

"Eh? Mother, what are you doing? Father, wait? What's happening? Ahh! Ahhhhh! No, I don't want to go to the teaching room! Ahhhhhhh!"

"I'm truly sorry! Our little girl went too far, and she must have scared you! Please rest assured, we will discipline her properly!"

My father (Yue Father) sincerely apologized to my mother (Night Mother).

Naturally, my father and mother (Yue Parent) didn't think that I (Night(♂)) was responsible for this incident. Apart from anything else, with their keen eyes, they could immediately see the red mark on my (Night(♂)'s) neck and determine that it was from Xue'er.

Moreover, Xue'er's tactics were too clumsy. If she thought my father (Yue Father) and mother couldn't see through it, it was equivalent to insulting their intelligence.

Therefore, the final result was obvious. Even if I stayed in my (Yue) room, it was impossible for Xue'er to falsely accuse me (Night). Nevertheless, I needed to turn the tables and teach her a profound lesson this time.

Let's see if she dares to do such things in the future.

So, I (Night) changed locations and swapped those small pieces of fabric from my (Yue's) room with her own.

Humph, want to challenge me? Go obediently into the dark room!

Sisters can be pampered, but they must not be spoiled.

Discipline is necessary, that's the principle as an older sister.

—However, even so, when it was almost dinner time, I still went to the teaching room to rescue Xue'er.

"Do you dare to do such things again in the future?"

Xue'er, with a face full of grievances and teary eyes, said, "Elder Sister! I didn't do that at all! None of you believe me! I clearly knocked him out on Elder Sister's bed, and him running to my room was entirely his own doing! He's framing me!"

"Don't you understand? Even if he framed you by running into your room, it's your own karma. If you don't want to do bad things, how could he frame you?"

"Sob… sob..."

Xue'er bowed her head, sobbing and remained silent.

I wonder if she has reflected on her actions.

But not having lunch at noon and being hungry again in the evening is not acceptable, so let's put the lesson on hold for now.

If she repeats the mistake in the future, then we'll deal with it later.

Sisters, as creatures, never seem to learn from lessons.

That's why repeated discipline is necessary.

After crying for a while, Xue'er seemed to suddenly remember something and raised her head, "By the way, Elder Sister, you should burn all your beddings and intimate clothing."

I (Yue(♀)) raised an eyebrow, "Why?"

"Why? Didn't I just say it?" Xue'er widened her eyes, "Elder Sister, he really slept on your bed, and all those intimate clothing have been touched by him!"

"What does that matter? It's not a big deal; burning them is too wasteful. Just wash them, and it'll be fine."

A cracking sound seemed to echoed.

It seemed like the sound of a heart breaking into two.

Xue'er had an expression as if struck by lightning, pale-faced, and her body shaking violently.

"You actually— you actually— Elder Sister, do you really like that humanoid monkey so much?"

"I wouldn't care who it is. Clothes are meant to be washed, and there's no need to overly concern ourselves with whether someone has touched them or not. I've never personally washed clothes anyway."

Well, whether it's me (Yue(♀)) or me (Night(♂)), we indeed have never personally washed clothes.

—But that's not important.

I just wanted to warn Xue'er that she shouldn't do such things again in the future. It's not only meaningless, but I will continue to wear those intimate clothes.

"Must kill... must kill... indeed, must kill... that monkey..."

Watching Xue'er mutter to herself with her head down, I paid her no more attention and went straight to the dining room.

It's mealtime now, so let's eat quickly and discuss other matters later.

In this manner, I led Xue'er into the dining room. After sitting down, I took off the small blue hat on my head and placed it on my lap.

"Yue, tomorrow morning, take Night and explore the capital."

"Yes, Mother."

Although I felt it wasn't necessary for me to lead the way.

After all, I (Yue(♀)) am familiar with everything that Night(♂) is familiar with.

"Mother, I want to go too."

Xue'er raised her hand to apply. Mother glanced at her and asked with a smile, "Have you reflected on your actions?"

"Yes, Mother."

"Well then, I will allow you to go with Yue tomorrow. But if you dare to cause trouble for Night again, next year I'll send you abroad for studies."

Xue'er's face turned pale. She immediately stood up and shouted loudly, "Yes! Xue'er understands! I won't cause trouble again!"

Studying abroad? Doesn't that mean being separated from her sister?

No, this can't happen.

It seems there will be a temporary truce tomorrow.

But even so, I can still keep an eye on that annoying monkey and prevent him from causing any harm to my sister.

Xue'er clenched her fists, determined in her course of action for tomorrow.