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Chapter 7: [Emergency] Sera Festival Emergency Response Headquarters [Help]

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Playing with Kuroneko-san in a week. If possible, on an off day. I'll get permission from now on. (✿˘艸˘✿)

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@Sera_Matsuri

Huh?

What!?

I didn't hear about this!?!?!

[Sera Festival @Sera_Matsuri]

@kuroneko_altm

I just told you ✌(’ω’✌ ) Three ✌(’ω’)✌ Three ( ✌’ω’)✌

【Kuroneko Sun ＠ Arutema 2nd Gen / @kuroneko_altm】

@Sera_Matsuri

Haaaahhh~??????????????????

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"Emergency, emergency, emergency!"

Kurogawa112: LOL

Anzairus: What's going on?

Fuckmeintheass: It's a collaboration, isn't it?

"Yeah, it's a collaboration that was decided without me knowing!!"

It was the day after the collaboration with Natsunami Yui-san.

As I lay in bed, scrolling through my daily routine of ego searching, senior streamer Sera Festival made a shocking announcement.

She did mention something about wanting to collaborate during yesterday's stream, but isn't that usually just a polite gesture?

Being socially awkward means not being able to take people's words at face value.

If someone says, "If there's a chance," you might hope a little, but deep down, you think it's definitely not going to happen, it's that kind of thing.

But there are really people who do it! And without permission! They even announced it, leaving no escape route, that's quite well-prepared!

After that, I immediately contacted the manager for confirmation, and they said it's part of the plan, so there's no problem.

It seems like Sera Festival appeared to have suddenly sprung it on us, but she had done the groundwork properly.

It's even more awkward now!

"Today was supposed to be a day off, but we'll hold an emergency preparedness meeting."

Agane: Well, if she's going to stream, I'm fine with anything.

Ddurda: All right, go for it.

user-rl8bm9hr3b: Is there a chance Sera-chan might come, and yet you're having an emergency meeting?

"Oh— Should I block her?"

Agane: You fool!

jules-fj1tr: Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it!

Sera Festival ✓: pops up

zoinks2547: Ah

Agane: Ah

"She's here!"

Sera Festival ✓: Check your Line, Kuroneko-san.

"Um, you see, Senpai, I'm currently streaming, and I won't be able to see private messages for about two more hours. I didn't know about this, and if possible, I'd rather ignore it. Yes."

Sera Festival ✓: ?

"Well, that's not an interrogation mark!"

As I typed, comments like "Hurry up and read it," "Don't keep Senpai waiting," and "Make sure to communicate" started to appear in the chat.

Even during my stream, do I not have any allies?

[LINE]

19:21: Sera Festival: We'll collaborate in a week.

19:22: Sera Festival: We'll choose the location to suit Kuroneko-san.

19:22: Sera Festival: Decide what to do by the day of.

"You fool! What are you thinking?"

Ahriman: What's wrong, what's wrong?

zoinks2547: Watch your language.

Calling this an after-the-fact approval for collaboration is too early for humanity. In summary, it's a "hands-off" approach. They've decided on a date, so now everything is in our hands! As a collaborator and a senior, how can that be acceptable?

As I expressed my frustration, Sera-senpai simply said, "Well, that's the way it is," and then disappeared from the chat. Did she stir up the broadcast just to show the Line messages? She's too much of a free spirit...

"Now that the demon has left, I'd like to proceed with the preparedness meeting."

Chunchumaru: Finally, back to the main topic.

Chong-Il: Give up and cry to Yui.

Ahriman: But to collaborate with Senpai just a little over a week after her debut, that's risky.

mutantmaster: Sera-san's agility is too light.

"Light agility, or rather, reckless... Anyway, is there a way to politely decline the collaboration?"

Shdsh: Give up.

DraNayban: Once you've been noticed, it's over.

IronMan97: You might have to crush the newcomer???

Ugh.

I wonder what Sera-senpai sees in me. Until around half a year after 1st generation's debut, there weren't many streamers doing off-stream collaborations. Of course, the increase in 2nd generation members naturally led to more off-stream collaborations. However, normally, it would make sense for 2nd generation members to interact with each other through off-stream collaborations for about a month after their debut and then move on to senior-junior collaborations.

Speaking of 2nd generation interactions, the only one was the caregiving collaboration from yesterday!

"Well, then, since I've been entrusted with the collaboration content, what would you like to see? I think it would be nice for us to play games against each other from separate rooms."

Msbeast: Do you even know the meaning of off-stream collaboration?

memories-of-nobody: When it gets complicated, you can't make a rational judgment, huh?

Choi-Il: Play it safe and chat.

H30 Delirious: How about a singing collaboration?

sugawarasfist7511: Come on, be more excited.

"My heart is already pounding."

IronMan97: What?

Kaslsu: What?

Weresad: I gave it a thumbs down.

Msbeast: What are you suddenly talking about?

Varossgaming: I'm leaving the channel.

"Ah, sorry, sorry."

For now, let's postpone the collaboration. What's more important is the preparation.

"Based on yesterday's reflection, I understand the importance of deciding the content of our conversation in advance. So, I'd like all of you viewers to create the 'Talk Deck for Facing Sera-senpai.' It should be something I can handle, where the atmosphere doesn't freeze. Go ahead and type your suggestions."

H30 Delirious: Relying on others.

Choi-Il: Come up with your own ideas.

Msbeast: Weather deck.

Varossgaming: Dinner deck.

sugawarasfist7511: "I Love You" Game.

memories-of-nobody: Forbidden Love Talk.

anxia-tea5846: Take the initiative with a bold approach. Start with revealing your unusual preferences.

"You guys have no good ideas!! Aren't you being told you have low communication skills?"

The comment section is mostly filled with jokes. Asking about the senior's salary or measurements would be too rude.

Msbeast: You're the one with poor communication skills!

sugawarasfist7511: You're a loser if you're passing it off to the viewers.

H30 Delirious: Just start by complimenting the other person.

"Grr— Yeah, complimenting the other person might be nice."

Nobody dislikes being praised, and when you're stuck in a conversation, you can just keep praising the other person. It doesn't require complicated skills, and while it's a bit different from the talk's content, it might be a good trick.

"So, let's try it with Natsunami Yui-san in mind, considering yesterday's lesson."

sugawarasfist7511: Revenge.

Msbeast: Do your best.

Varossgaming: What if you didn't use the weather deck like yesterday?

"Okay. Hmm. Um, Natsunami-san has really nice, you know, assets."

anxia-tea5846: You're out!

memories-of-nobody: Fool!!

Great_Olaf5: Sexual harassment, right?!

"What?! Complimenting someone's appearance is the basic of conversation, don't you know that? And I didn't even say 'breasts,' so it's not sexual harassment, okay?"

I feel a bit happy when someone compliments me. It's definitely not wrong to say things that make me happy. However, the comment section is flowing at an incredible speed. Strange...

"Uh, um, she seems to appeal to men! She's alluring all over! Her voice is sensitive! She's a sun character!"

sugawarasfist7511: You're going to get scolded.

H30 Delirious: Don't get along?

Msbeast: Your head is like a sponge.

"Huh?"

Could it be that regular people don't like being told this? From a guy's perspective, it's something they like, and from a girl's perspective, it's a feature that makes you attractive, so it should be a compliment! Other than that,

"Um, are there any other talk techniques? Like an introductory guide for complete beginners..."

anxia-tea5846: If you can't even compliment, there's no technique for you.

sugawarasfist7511: Collaborate with someone who started at the same time for a week, six rounds.

Varossgaming: Practice is the only way.

"S-Seriously?"

Great_Olaf5: In the first place, no matter how many decks or techniques you prepare, it's meaningless if you don't have the basics.

Msbeast: It's meaningless if you can't expand the conversation.

memories-of-nobody: Having the strongest magic is useless if you don't have enough magic power.

I see.

All the opinions in the comment section were the most reasonable ones.

No matter how strong a deck is, if my playing is bad, it's pointless.

Conversely, with good playing, you can make do with even the weakest deck!

I finally feel like I've understood the secret of being a communication master.

"So, how can I improve my playing?"

H30 Delirious: That's why you practice.

Msbeast: It's all about the number of times.

sugawarasfist7511: Get up even if you die.

"I wish I could do it without struggling!!!"

To improve communication skills, you need communication skills.

It's like using the equipment of the monster you want to defeat in order to efficiently defeat that monster in a material gathering game!

I want to make that equipment!

"I'm tired, so I'll end it for today, meow."

Great_Olaf5: It suddenly started and suddenly ended.

anxia-tea5846: Good job.

Varossgaming: Well, take it easy.

"Thank you, meow. Bye-nyaa, nyaa-nyaa."

H30 Delirious: Bye-nyaa.

memories-of-nobody: Nyaa-nyaa.

sugawarasfist7511: Good luck with the collaboration.

Msbeast: Kind of half-hearted, nyaa-nyaa.

[This broadcast has ended]

[Emergency] Sera Festival Emergency Response Headquarters [Help]

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