Ha, gaming mice are funny. (Patreon)

Relevant to my last post, look at this thing.
Look at it.
Like, if I HAD bought this thing, I'd be afraid that when I plug it in, it's going to start to hover and fly right off my desk.

Jokes aside, I'm still poking around Amazon for great, well-reviewed mice with a minimum of two side buttons.
Within budget, of course.