Messy Sports Bets is back for 2024, starting with MESSY MARCH MADNESS! (Patreon)

After a nice winter off, my Messy Sports Bets series returns in 2024 and begins TODAY with MESSY MARCH MADNESS!

I'm attempting to correctly pick the winner of all 63 college basketball tournament games. If I do it, I stay totally clean. But for every pick I get wrong, I get messy! Each round has a different mess:

First Round: +1 pie

Second Round: +1 box of cake batter slime

Sweet 16: +1 ice cream sundae ingredient

Elite 8: -1 item of clothing

Final 4: handcuffs, gag

Chip: Cake in the face!

Can I pick the first-ever perfect bracket in history? Or will I have to make the messiest video in my history, with 32 pies, 16 boxes of cake batter slime, be turned into an ice cream sundae, and take a massive caking, all tied up and completely naked?

Follow the games, and my Twitter (@hooliham_wam) for the results every Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday from now until April 8th!