The embarrassing video where it all began... (Patreon)

Almost 20 years ago I was a naive 18-year-old who had never been pied in the face, but REALLY wanted to know what it felt like. So I rode my bike to the grocery store, used the little money I had from my university work-study job, and bought a bunch of shaving cream and some pie tins. I closed the door to the bathroom, found my favorite T-shirt and with my heart practically beating out of my chest...

Two decades and hundreds of pies later, this video is as embarrassing for me to watch as it's ever been. It's the Pie in the Face Gameshow, Episode 1!

At least all my clothes stayed on! Though I do wonder what the reaction would've been to a brand new twink baring it all... maybe that was a missed opportunity 😇